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  1. "Uhhhhh..." Dynamo hesitated for a moment. "I think right around 87 good hits, about 30 more that were glancing. Uhh... sorry." Dynamo rubbed the back of his neck sheepishly. "I ain't much of a fighter, I got to make it up in volume." explained Dynamoas he got into a fighting stance, which now that he wasn't running anywhere was so completely full of holes it wasn't even funny. Compared to Joe Someguy off the street, he was a better fighter, but only just. His speed was the only thing that made him dangerous. "I was gonna try to zap fry you with lightning, but I saw you pull a bunch a weird crap with energy and junk before on the youtubes; I didn't want to give you more ammo."
  2. Dynamo looked around at everyone. "I'm gonna be stuck hammering alota nails this week ain't I? But hey, maybe we can use me as the test dummy for the security. I can hack the systems if I just plug in all the combinations for passwords. And I even figured out this little t-r-i-c-k." the last word wavered and resonated oddly, as Dynamo's body vibrated at extreme speed. The outlines of his body became blurred as he takes a few steps forward until he is standing literally in the table. "P-r-e-t-t-y c-o-o-l h-u-h?" Stepping back out of the table, and turning normal "So, seriously, what line did I cross this time Jack?"
  3. "Well you got to remember, we're all a bunch of stupid college kids. Not really a lot of sophisticated conversations going on there broheem. Hell, half our day is spent ragging on one another, and we ain't even being nice. Summer couldn't a come any quicker. Anyways, gettin all off topic here. Maybe I should pretend I'm talking to like the dean and **** then I'll speak all flowery like. But then I'll sound like a tool." added Dynamo with a shrug. "I get what you're saying though dude. Ya win some, ya lose some; you'd know about that huh?" cackled Dynamo. "I'm jest messin' with ya, I'm jest messin' with ya." Good news: Dynamo's back to normal, Bad news: Dynamo's back to normal.
  4. But haven't we already established that Kenson has no idea what he's doing when it comes to the creation if a smoothly functioning RPG system?
  5. Eli just throws his hands up at all of this being discussed. "Part of me wants to plant a super sonic foot up the good Doctor's keester, I ain't gonna lie. But, boss man does foot the food bill, so I can't complain too much." says Dynamo as he tosses down the empty pizza box, along with the 2 others he had personally polished off that same evening. "That ain't gonna stop me from enjoying the visual though brosefs. Besides, 'Venger here knows turnabout's fair play right?" smiled Dynamo, oblivious to the nerve he just stomped all over.
  6. The critters are intelligent. They are attacking anything that is structurally significant. It's not a simple rampage, it's sabetage. It's definately coordinated. Also, from what you've seen, everything is humanoid. Even the rhino kaiju has its joints the wrong way, as if it were a human on all 4's. Possibly mutation of a base human form.
  7. "Basically yeah." Dynamo pauses for a moment. "I thought I did have a reason. After I got my powers, I just dicked around to be perectly blunt. I mean, how could I not? Pluck any dude off the street and give them immense power, first thing outa their yap is gonna be something along the lines of "WEEEEEEEE". Srsly. But then I was sitting class in one day, suffering through another boring lecture, when I noticed a girl jump off a roof, trying to end her life. I saved her before anyone even noticed I moved, and she's turned her life around since. I knew then that my destiny just got bigger bro. I couldn't spend life on the sidelines, I had to do something. I tried to make being a super hero that something."
  8. Eli choked down the last bit of pizza he had been munching on when Avenger had made his dramatic appearance. Unsure if this was a regular occurance or not, he merely said "Lolwut?" before watching what everyone else did. When it appeared things were heading south, he decided to step in to stop the blood shed. "Woah woah woah. Wait a second here. Now I'm going out on a limb here and assume that Avenger is a little sharper than a bowling ball. Why would he come knocking on a door that contains like 5 of the most powerful dudes in the whole city if he knows it's just gonna get them mad? That don't make a lick of sense right there. So hows about we give Avenger here a chance to explain himself, without beating around the bush this time, before we stomp all over the dude's head huh? Btw, that was me calling dibs."
  9. Dynamo chuckled a bit, some of the weight that had settled on his shoulders began falling off. "And improved eyesight, and this..." Added Dynamo as a torrent of lightning began to arc between his hands. "I'll keep your advice in mind. But I really don't like slowing things down like that. It's really hard to speak at a normal speed, when I'm going at full tilt on the inside. It feels.... I don't know... lonely. Watching everyone else slow down and then stop, being aware of the sound fading out. When I run, I can just put my brain on auto pilot, if I use it to think practically, I'm aware of all the time that passes. Guess I just gotta get better at thinking on my feet huh?"
  10. Dynamo let out a weak chuckle. "Yeah, I'm not a complete degenerate, go me." replied Dynamo with some mild sarcasm. "So now first thing I got to do is make sure people don't make me out to be some kind of racist homophobe. Meaning I got to watch what I say. Either that or kick the crap out of White Knight or have a photo-op with Al Sharpton once a week. This is gonna suck. Do you have any idea how many time I've caught myself before saying: dude, bro, broheem or anything like that. Blarg. They make this crap look easy in the movies."
  11. Well for the psionic readings you can tell that it isn't just pyschic "noise". There is a pattern that is being repeated over and over again, like a command. Also, you note that the beasts are attacking all the hard infrastructure of the city. Making it harder for transportation in or out.
  12. Jack could practically hear the gears grind to a halt in Dynamo's head as is smile faltered. His jaw went slack, and his eyes widened as Jack's words began to sink in. Jack was right, Dynamo was a super hero, or at least he was supposed to be. But when he but on the costume, he hadn't changed himself. He was still the college kid hanging out at a kegger with all of his stupid friends telling crass jokes. He didn't have that luxury anymore. He had to be held to a higher standard. The energy seemingly withered up in Dynamo as collapsed into one of the arena seats, letting out a long sigh. He stared at the ground for a few moments, head in his hands. Sitting back up, he looks down at the exclamation point on his chest. "Did ya know that this doesn't mean anything? I just threw it on there to stand out. I wanted to be different. I wanted to break out. I never considered if what I was doing was right. A whole new world was opened to me, and I just dived in head first, without considering anything. Kinda stupid huh?"
  13. Most Knowledge and/or Computer skills will be useful in helping to interpret the results. Pick your poison, but it isn't truly necessary yet. Roll, don't roll, it's your call.
  14. "You want fries with that?" hollered back Dynamo. "Sorry, habit." added Dynamo with a shrug. With a quick dash, Dynamo handed Dead Head over a burger, a hot dog and some fries. "Cheers!" he says holding up a burger of his own before munching on it. "Don't worry about paying me back or nothing; it's not like it cost me an arm and a leg." Dynamo wore a big doofy smile as he drank in the collective groans and face palms.
  15. Duely noted. Refocused Avenger - Unharmed - HP x6 20 Dead Head - Unharmed - HP x4 14 Dark Star - Unharmed - HP x6 7 Titan - Bruised x1, Staggered, Unconscious. 6 Brick - Bruised x2, Stunned until 20 5 House - Bruised x2, Staggered, Unconscious 1 Phantom - Unharmed - HP x5
  16. *pokes* Sand, you still with us?
  17. Dynamo had intended to keep an eye on Eric once they had gotten back into the arena, but that idea didn't exactly pan out. Goss had apparently brought around a friend after their little trip. And Dynamo didn't want to be rude and not introduce himself. Dashing up to the pair, Dynamo pulls the sudden stop routine introducing himself with the incredibly mature "Oh hai!" having the unique talent for being able to verbalize the misspelling, making any English majors in the room cringe. Giving a half bow to MA, Dynamo adds "The name's Dynamo, I'll be your caterer for the evening. If you need anything at all, and I mean anything, don't hesitate to ask."
  18. "Oh come on, it wasn't that bad. ...OK, yeah it was, but if I didn't go all out there I wouldn't have gotten to see the jedi stuff. Y'all woulda still done it, I just wouldn't a been able ta see it up until my new nickname was Stumpy." Dynamo chuckled at his own joke as he walked with Jack over to the seats. "I wanted ta see what you're like at your best, and I don't think ya woulda gone all out against someone who said you could walk on water there bro, ain't nobody in this business that cold." Dynamo pulled out a bag he had brought with him and stashed in the stands, inside was a rather large assortment of food, most of it obnoxiously sugary and/or fatty. Dynamo opened a bag of chocolate chips and started going to town on them "Go on and help yourself there Jack, I got a meatball parm in there somewhere if you interested. So what'd you'd think of the banter? I been watching some a your fights up on the youtubes trying to take notes on the banter, but if you got advice, I'm all ears broheem."
  19. Yeah, Red Queen's up.
  20. Dynamo made a mental note to search up some hero schools, it sounded like a sweet gig. Having friends you could trust with your secret ID wasn't a luxury he could afford. "Hey, everyone in their is either a super hero or a friend right? You said so yourself. But both of those types of people know that weird stuff happens from time to time right? And each and every time they ride it out. They didn't see a crazy person, they saw a person they could help." Dynamo stood up and dusted himself off. "Now, what you got to ask yourself is if you're willing to be helped. No one can force ya to, it's something you got to do by yourself. When you fall down, you can either get back up yourself, or you can accept a helping hand, but you got to get back up again. You're a hero, you can't lie down and give up. Now, which will it be?"
  21. Dynamo circled the arena a few more times, continuing the banter with Jack of All Blades, "Dude you just noticed that now? You better hope your sword's sharper than your ey-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Dynamo screamed like a little girl as he came within a hair's breadth of flaming lobotomy. The only thing that saved him was that he felt it get a lot hotter all of a sudden. Dynamo ran to the other side of the arena, and patted out the flames that had taken root on his chest, from a clean slash mark going right across his chest. Dynamo looked on at Jack with terror and astonishment in his eyes. "Dude! You hit me! You actually friggen hit me! Holy ****! Seriously man, do you know how fast I was going?! You timed that perfectly dude, that was some jedi-level stuff right there. It's totally like when you fought Grim attheboxingmatchitwassototallycoolthewayyouguys-" Dynamo starts talking faster and faster until he sounds completely like a chipmunk on crack. He runs through several of JoAB's more famous fights, acting out all the parts, but it looks and sounds like a terribly acted movie done in extreme fast forward. After a few moments Dynamo calms down enough to say "Dude, point is, you're awesome, and I'm glad I got the chance to go toe to toe with ya. It means a lot to me, thanks." as he offers Jack a hand back to his feet.
  22. Start of his turn, Dynamo will burn a HP to ignore the fatigue he incurred from extra effort, down to 1 HP remaining. Sense Motive to Counter JoAB Feint DC 33 (1d20+16=31) craaaaaap. Karma in 3, 2, 1 Toughness save vs JoAB Flurry DC 34 (1d20+7=27) ... huh.... ?
  23. Move Action: Run around a whole lot Standard Action: Moving Feint Attempt on JoAB as a standard Action (1d20+36=50) SURGE Free Action: Reconfigure Array to the Vibrofist Standard: Vibrofist attack roll vs JoAB, PA 5, DC 27, up to 30 with 1:1 autofire (1d20+12=13) well poop. Well I voted going all out, so might as well go all out, gonna burn a HP to reroll that Vibrofist attack roll vs JoAB, PA 5, DC 27, up to 30 with 1:1 autofire, HP Reroll (1d20+12=24) Much better.
  24. Dynamo found Jack's antics genuinely funny. Truth be told, he had watched Jack's fight with Grimlakin and the Metagrue repeatedly; he was trying to get better at the stupid quips he had. It ain't a big part of heroing, but it kinda helped him get into character and do this every day. Truth be told, this hero stuff was scary at times, and to know that there was someone else out there that had been doing this, without much in the way of overt powers (Jack seemed to fight more on skill than oomph) made the world seem a safer and better place. 'Course Dynamo wasn't gonna let Jack know that, he still had to punch the guy in the face after all. "Guess I'm gonna have to get used to those puns now aren't I? Though you'll have to excuse me if I don't take lady advice from someone quite so flaming there broheem." Dynamo took a bit of a pause as he smiled and spread his arms wide, clearly impressed with his own banter chops. "But I'm gonna admit, that was a pretty cool trick. Wanna he mine?" Dynamo took a step forward as if he were about to sprint. "Don't blink." And just like that, Dynamo was gone. The entire arena reeked of ozone, and horrific gale raged throughout the stands. Dynamo ran around the arena so fast it was damn near impossible to tell where he was coming from or where he was going to. Jack was assaulted by a whirlwind of punches and kicks any time Dynamo passed by Jack.
  25. Dynamo sat down next to Wander, nodding whenever she finished a sentence. "So maybe suit guy is a friend of zombie guy? And then he didn't like you totally pounding his buddy into the ground? Besides if you had kept it up you would've killed him like even more deader than he was already. And even heroes don't kill people. And I think that's what it was, a person in like zombie form. He like actually talked and junk. So like, you're a hero, so you like to protect people, so maybe suit guy said that so you should protect your family, it'd be something yuo're more inclined to do right? Not really sure, that whole mind control shtick is like leagues above my level." Dynamo mimicked Erin and massaged his own head. "I assume y'all got your reasons for slipping out on a zombie, so I ain't gonna press the matter; that's something between you, the Lord and your shrink. But now I got 2 questions that are all important like. One, do you think you're up to heading back, now that you know what's coming? And two, why the heck are you worried about detention? You got a secret identity doncha?"
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