cosmicarus Posted November 23, 2007 Posted November 23, 2007 Freedom City’s south side was buffeted last night by the winds of a man who attempted to rob the Lucky Sevens casino. Witnesses on the scene said the man literally burst into the lobby of the casino, with the winds accompanying him causing wide spread collateral damage. It is unknown what the man’s intentions were; however he was confronted on the scene by another unidentified individual dressed entirely in black. The two traded quips and blows in a battle that saw the casino security unable, and unsure of who, to assist. One witness has stated that, at one point in the battle, an entire slot machine was ripped from it’s setting and used as a weapon, “I couldn’t believe it when I saw it. My wife and I, we aren’t from here. The last thing we expected to see what a couple of them fruity fellas making a mess of the place.†The Freedom City Police Department questioned all there, with security guard Bill Bixby unable to shed light on the situation; “I don’t know really – the guy in black kinda stuck around for a bit, but then he took off.†Both Gerard Hughes, owner of the Lucky Seven or any member of the Freedom League has yet to comment. In other news, multiple sonic booms registered just off the coast of Freedom City have been dismissed as nothing but meteor driftage affected by the recent above average temperatures. Scientists have yet been unable to account for the current unusual weather, but insist it has nothing to do with Captain Thunder’s old nemesis, Dr. Stratos. And speaking of the leader of the Freedom League, gossip reporter Andrew Knight is up next with all the latest regarding Diana Gardener’s apparent dislike of the close relationship her husband shares with fellow Leaguer, Lady Liberty. We’ll have that along with the most up-to-date sports scores with Jason Licuria, and ‘Where’s my Mummy?’, we’ll cross to Channel 5 field reporter Cindy Berger who’ll be live from the scene of an apparent elaborate Halloween prank. Stay with us...
cosmicarus Posted November 23, 2007 Author Posted November 23, 2007 Freedom City’s south side was buffeted last night by the winds of a man who attempted to rob the Lucky Sevens casino. Witnesses on the scene said the man literally burst into the lobby of the casino, with the winds accompanying him causing wide spread collateral damage. It is unknown what the man’s intentions were; however he was confronted on the scene by another unidentified individual dressed entirely in black. The two traded quips and blows in a battle that saw the casino security unable, and unsure of who, to assist. One witness has stated that, at one point in the battle, an entire slot machine was ripped from it’s setting and used as a weapon, “I couldn’t believe it when I saw it. My wife and I, we aren’t from here. The last thing we expected to see what a couple of them fruity fellas making a mess of the place.†The Freedom City Police Department questioned all there, with security guard Bill Bixby unable to shed light on the situation; “I don’t know really – the guy in black kinda stuck around for a bit, but then he took off.†Both Gerard Hughes, owner of the Lucky Seven or any member of the Freedom League has yet to comment. In other news, multiple sonic booms registered just off the coast of Freedom City have been dismissed as nothing but meteor driftage affected by the recent above average temperatures. Scientists have yet been unable to account for the current unusual weather, but insist it has nothing to do with Captain Thunder’s old nemesis, Dr. Stratos. And speaking of the leader of the Freedom League, gossip reporter Andrew Knight is up next with all the latest regarding Diana Gardener’s apparent dislike of the close relationship her husband shares with fellow Leaguer, Lady Liberty. We’ll have that along with the most up-to-date sports scores with Jason Licuria, and ‘Where’s my Mummy?’, we’ll cross to Channel 5 field reporter Cindy Berger who’ll be live from the scene of an apparent elaborate Halloween prank. Stay with us...
cosmicarus Posted November 23, 2007 Author Posted November 23, 2007 Freedom City’s south side was buffeted last night by the winds of a man who attempted to rob the Lucky Sevens casino. Witnesses on the scene said the man literally burst into the lobby of the casino, with the winds accompanying him causing wide spread collateral damage. It is unknown what the man’s intentions were; however he was confronted on the scene by another unidentified individual dressed entirely in black. The two traded quips and blows in a battle that saw the casino security unable, and unsure of who, to assist. One witness has stated that, at one point in the battle, an entire slot machine was ripped from it’s setting and used as a weapon, “I couldn’t believe it when I saw it. My wife and I, we aren’t from here. The last thing we expected to see what a couple of them fruity fellas making a mess of the place.†The Freedom City Police Department questioned all there, with security guard Bill Bixby unable to shed light on the situation; “I don’t know really – the guy in black kinda stuck around for a bit, but then he took off.†Both Gerard Hughes, owner of the Lucky Seven or any member of the Freedom League has yet to comment. In other news, multiple sonic booms registered just off the coast of Freedom City have been dismissed as nothing but meteor driftage affected by the recent above average temperatures. Scientists have yet been unable to account for the current unusual weather, but insist it has nothing to do with Captain Thunder’s old nemesis, Dr. Stratos. And speaking of the leader of the Freedom League, gossip reporter Andrew Knight is up next with all the latest regarding Diana Gardener’s apparent dislike of the close relationship her husband shares with fellow Leaguer, Lady Liberty. We’ll have that along with the most up-to-date sports scores with Jason Licuria, and ‘Where’s my Mummy?’, we’ll cross to Channel 5 field reporter Cindy Berger who’ll be live from the scene of an apparent elaborate Halloween prank. Stay with us...
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