Vith Posted May 27, 2009 Posted May 27, 2009 Introduction Give a two or three word description of yourself. Foul-mouthed batman/superman mix. Do you have any nicknames, street names, titles, or nom de plume? Mercy, Tasha, Tash. What is your full birth name? Natasha Amelia Porter Where do you live? Freedom City, USA Why do you live there? I was forced to relocate here after the disappearance of my partner. What do you perceive as your greatest strength? That would be my... strength. What do you perceive as your greatest weakness? My lack of training. Physical Traits How old are you? (Chronological age as well as age category.) Eighteen! That's right! Legal woooooooo What is your sex? Female What is your race? Meat Popsicle. How tall are you? 5'2" last I checked. How much do you weigh? Why? Are you calling me fat? Because I'll defenestrate so fast your head will spin. What is your general body type, frame, bone structure, and poise? I... what? What is your skin colour? White. What is your hair colour? Brown, are you blind? What is your hair style? I don't really have a style, it's a #&%$ to cut though, so it's usually pretty long. Which is cool since bulletproof hair sort of works like a helmet. Do you have any facial hair? ... What is your eye colour? Brown. How attractive are you? *shrug* Super sexy! What is your most distinguishing feature? My hair I guess? But mostly because it usually looks like I need to comb or cut it. Do you have any scars, tattoos, or birthmarks? No, scars tend to heal over, tats are kinda hard to get when the needles can't penetrate the skin. And if I have a birthmark it's nowhere I(or you) can see. What is your handedness (left/right/ambidextrous)? At first I was just right-handed, but Justice(my crime fighitng partner) helped turn me into an amb-ambli-... a two handed fighting machine! Do you resemble some currently known person? Besides myself? No. What kind of clothing do you wear? *shrug* Jeans, T-shirts with funny stuff written on them. Honestly as long as they cover my naughty bits I don't really care. Do you wear makeup? Only for disguises. What sort of vocal tone do you have? Smooth I guess? History Where is your homeland? Amerika! Are you aware of its history? Nothing besides how much ass it kicked! Are you patriotic or a social outcast? Neither? I'm not overly impressed with the way things are but I don't have any idea what to replace it with. Or how. What are your opinion of home? It's a great place, I wish I was there. Where is your home town? I uh, don't know. Los Angelas if I had to pick somewhere. Are your real reasons for becoming an adventurer different from what you tell others? Not really. How far would you go to keep such secrets from being revealed? What would you do if the truth became known? Break bones? I'd say risk my life but I've yet to find anything that could really hurt me. And I'd just adopt one my specially prepared alternate Identities. What do you fear would occur if the truth became known? That my partner will show up and kick my ass for getting sloppy. Do you have any particularly high or low ability scores? High strength, low nothing! /flex How have these scores affected your life so far? Well, I do seem to be unafraid of things most people run away from. What about your race, growing up were you in the majority or a minority? I suppose I was in the minority in my little slice of L.A., but no one really seemed to care. At least not to my face. Which is too bad, punching is fun. Did this impact your outlook in any way? Nope. How do you feel about other races? Like martians? As long as they're not invading I don't care. Were there any traumatic experiences in your early years (death of a family member, abandonment, orphaned at an early age)? My parents dropped me off at child welfare when I was young. And then no one wanted me I guess... Briefly describe a defining moment in your childhood and how it influenced your life. I ran away from 'the man' and started making my own way. Learned alot of lessons, both good and bad. What stupid things did you do when you were younger? Put up with getting pushed around by people weaker than me. Which toys from your childhood have you kept? None. Why? What do they mean to you? If you didn't keep any, why not? What did you do to them all? Because everyone else took them, a-holes. Do you have any deep, dark secrets in the past that may come back to haunt you? Not to your knowledge. Are you who you claim to be? Yes. Do you have any sort of criminal record? Who doesn't? How do you view the heroes/legends of your country? They need to make way for the next generation(namely me) Family Who were your parents? The porters. I don't know much beyond that. Thanks for reminding me. Jerk. Were you raised by them? If not, then why didn't they and who did raise you? No, they abandoned me because of my 'special needs'. It's not my fault stuff is so easy to break! And I raised myself! Foster parents are worthless! What was their standing in the community? How the hell should I know? Did your family stay in one area or move around a lot? I moved around alot. How did you get along with their parents? Not very well. How would your parents describe you? Answer this in the voice of your mother, then in your father's. Probably as some sort of terrible demon child. At least that's what Sister Agnes always called me. Do you have any siblings? If so how many and what were their names? How did you get along with each of your siblings? No. At least, I don't think so? What was your birth position in the family? The one and only child! Though now I'm not so sure. Thanks again. Jerk. List all current knowledge of family locations, spouses, children, birth dates, schooling, and any important incidents that only you and they might remember. No. Do you stay in touch with them or have you become estranged? I don't talk to them and I'm not strange! Do you love or hate one member of the family in particular? I hate my parents. Alot. I love my crime fighting partner(who shall remain nameless) in a completely non-creepy way. And if you mention that to her I will hurt you. Alot. Is any member of the family special to you in any way (perhaps, as a confidant, mentor, or arch-rival)? My mentor was. I mean crime fighting partner. Are there any black (or white) sheep in the family (including you)? Me. Unless you get rid of the white sheep? If so, who are they and how did they "gain" the position? I think the final stra was me tearing the refridgerator door off. Do you have a notorious or celebrated ancestor? No flippin' clue. If so, what did this person do to become famous or infamous? See last question. Do you try to live up to the reputation of your ancestor, try to live it down, or ignore it? No. Do you ever want to have a family of your own someday? I dunno, haven't really thought about it. Too busy. Would anything change your mind on this issue and if so, what? A boyfriend maybe? What type of person would be your ideal mate? Probably one I wouldn't be able to accidently break. Or could heal if I did. Though the sound snapping bones make is grody. Relationships Do you have any close friends? If so, who and what are they like? Justice, she's so nice and caring... and can kick anybody's ass. What is the history of their relationship(s) with you? She's my crime fighting-partner, mentor, and possibly my legal guardian? How does that work if they're missing? Do you currently have a best friend whom you would protect with your reputation or your life? Justice, but I already #&% that up real good. If so, who are they and what caused you to feel so close to them? What would have to happen for you to end this relationship? She saved me from going to jail and took care of me when everyone else just wanted to use me. Of course I wouldn't have been headed for jail if it hadn't been for her.... Do you have any bitter enemies? One or two. If so, who are they, what are they like, and what is the history of their feud with you? The sinners. I will destroy them and they're stupid little club. They took my friend and that's just not gonna fly. Have you defeated them before? Seeing as how they're still around, no. How might these enemies seek to discomfit you in the future? Dying sounds pretty uncomfortable. And considering how tough I am to hurt probably very loud as well. Which person(s) or group(s) are you most loyal to? Justice, me. Who is your most trusted ally? Justice Who do you trust, in general? Nobody. Who do you despise and why? The Sinners, people who prey on the weak(because it makes them weak to do so) Name seven things you hate in others. Bullets, knives, superpowers(aimed at me), trash talkers. Yes I can count, no there's not seven things there. Is your image consistent? Yep. Do you deliberately present yourself differently in different situations, and how? I try not to break things when out of costume, does that count? What would you die for? A klondike bar! Or some nameless idiot in a bank. Which almost happened. What is the worst thing someone has done to you? Impalement What is your general reaction to an attractive member of the opposite sex who lets you know they are available? No comment! Next question! now! How do you get along with others of the same adventuring class? Class? It's not school man. I try not to get into fights with the other good guys and beat the crap out of the bad guys. Who cares how strong they think they are. Have you lost any loves? Like boyfriends? No, I'd have to have one to lose one. How did you handle the situation (short & long term)? ... Who would miss you should you go missing? Uh, nobody I guess. God that's depressing. You ask alot of depressing questions, you know that? How close are you to your adventuring companions? Justice and I are real tight. If only I knew where she was. What do they not know about you? I love trashy romance novels? Are you a member of any house, guild, organization, or church? What is your level of involvement? I go to claremont and I'm a member of the Virtures, ......technically Personality & Beliefs Do you, or did you, have any role models? Justice and myself! Do you have any heroes or idols, either contemporary or from legend? Not really. Did you ever become disillusioned with former heroes or idols? If so, why and what were the circumstances? Nope! When did you decide to become an adventurer? WHen someone said "Do this or go to jail" Why have you chosen to risk your life as a career? A little something I like to call ~Jailtime~ What do you expect to get out of being an adventurer? What, if anything, would make you stop adventuring? What do I expect to get out of it? Nothing much besides the chance to beat people up and get thanked for it. Death would stop me, as would jail probably. Do you have any dreams or ambitions? If not, why? Just rescuing my partner and going home. Other than that I'm pretty happy with my life as-is. What are your short term goals (what would you like to be doing within a year)? Rescuing Justice. What are your long term goals (what would you like to be doing twenty years from now)? Fight! Win! Save the woorrrrrlllld! If these goals seem at odds with each other, or with your dreams, how do you reconcile the differences? But they're not? Do you have any great rational or irrational fears or phobias? If so, what are the origins of, or reasons behind them? I hate bugs so much. Bugs, insects, arachnids. Any creepy crawly. Just.. ew. How do you react when this fear manifests itself? Violently, usually with a shoe or book. What are your attitudes regarding material wealth? It's awesome. I wish I had more of it. Are you miserly with your share of the wealth, or do you spend it freely? Spend freely! If you aren't spending your money it's like you don't have it. Do you see wealth as a mark of success, or just as a means to an end? Both! How do you generally treat others? However they treat me. Eye for an eye, shot for a shot Do you trust easily (perhaps too easily) or not? Not really, though I like to give people chances anyway. Are you introverted (shy and withdrawn) or extroverted (outgoing)? Introverted on things that matter(never show weakness!) and extroverted with things that make me angry, or things that make mehappy but I don't really care about. Are you a humble soul or blusteringly proud? Blusteringly? Really? Well I'm certainly proud. What habits do you find most annoying in friends? Them ditching me. What are your most annoying habits? I'm a bit slovenly... Is there any race, creed, alignment, religion, class, profession, political viewpoint, or the like against which you are strongly prejudiced, and why? Evil. Evil people, evil things, evil professions, selfish political views. Because evil is bad. What is your favourite food? Sandwiches. What is your favourite drink? Vodka What is your favourite treat (desert)? frozen reeses peanut butter cups. Do you favour a particular cuisine? Are sandwhiches a cuisine? Do you savor the tastes when eating or "wolf down" your food? Wolf down. Do you like food mild or heavily spiced? Spiced! Are there any specific foodstuffs that you find disgusting or refuse to eat? Any bug-like.(so crabs/shrimp?) What are your favourite colour(s)? Green, black, red Is there any colour that you dislike? Not really... Do you have a favourite (or hated) song, type of music, or instrument? I tend to like pretty much anything given a chance. I love 'One fine day' by the offspring. If you have a favourite scent, what is it? Wet cement(like just after it rains) What is your favourite type of animal? Turtles! Are you allergic to any kinds of animals? Nope! Is there anything that enrages you? Things that make me angry. Is there anything which embarrasses you? Touchy-feely crap. Do you enjoy "roughing it", or do you prefer your creature comforts? Comforts! Roughing it is for people with something to prove! Do you have a patron deity? The porcelein god Are you devout or impious? I used to worship several times a week, not so much anymore though. Do you actively worship and proselytize or do you simply pay lip service? I'm not sure how lip service would work here. Would you just pretend to be trashed? What's the point then? What lengths would you go to defend your faith? Not sure of the exact amount, but however much it would take to get me alcohol poisoning. Was your faith influenced or molded by anyone special? A very special man named Jack Daniels. Do you belong to a dominant church, or an independent church, cult, or sect (and is the group accepted, frowned upon, or considered heretics)? If there's a bar, I'm ready to worship! Will you kill? No When did you decide (or learn) that you would? Never! Ever! No matter what! At least not on purpose... When do you consider it okay to kill (under what circumstances)? Taking someone with me.. maybe? I don't plan on dying though. When do you consider it wrong to kill (under what circumstances)? Always. What would you do if someone else attempted to (or successfully did) kill under your "wrong" circumstances, what would be your reaction? Kicking, punching, screaming. The usual. What if it were your enemy? More kicking/screaming/punching than usual. What if it were your friend? Probably more crying than usual. What if the opponent were not in control of their own actions (under duress, charmed, dominated, possessed)? less kicking/punching/screaming. What would you do if something were stolen from you? Find it. Hurt who took it. What would you do if you were badly insulted publicly? Punching. Kicking. Screaming. What would you do if a good friend or relative were killed by means other than natural death? Get revenge in the most painful way possible short of killing. What is the one task you would absolutely refuse to do? Kill someone. Eat a bug. What do you consider to be the worst crime someone could commit and why? Murder. Because you can't make up for that. Ever. How do you feel about government (rulers) in general? Why do you feel that way? They're annoying, but I don't know how to make them to leave me alone. Do you support the current government of your homeland? Ish. It's there. I can't get rid of it. Wish it were better though. If so, how far are you willing to go to defend the government? If not, do you actively oppose it? Pretty far I guess. I mean it might be full of idiots but they're American idiots. What form of government do you believe is the best (democracy, monarchy, anarchy, aristocratic rule, oligarchy, matriarchy) and why? I don't care really. Whatever one we have. Do you have any unusual habits or dominant personality traits that are evident to others? I mutter to myself sometimes? If so, describe them and how you acquired them, as well as when they might be more noticeable and what causes them. I don't know, it just kinda started on it's own. Do you have any unusual or nervous mannerisms, such as when talking, thinking, afraid, under stress, or when embarrassed? My scalp starts to itch. What is your most treasured possession? My cape! If your life were to end in 24 hours, what 5 things would you do in those remaining hours? Get Drunk, get laid, eat until I threw up, rescue Justice, save the world. Career & Training Where and how were you educated? Um, public school, then on the streets, then home school and now I'm in a private school. Who trained you in your adventuring class(es)? My partner Justice. What was your relationship with your teacher(s)/mentor(s)? She's the closest thing to family I have. Is this person or institution still in existence? They'd better be. Were you a prize student or did you just barely pass? Both! Not much of an accomplishment when you're the only student. Look at your skills. How did you acquire them (especially the unusual ones)? Training! Practice! Have you ever done anything else for a living? Robbed, stolen, and mugged. How do you function in combat (maneuvers, weaknesses)? Violently. Find the bad guy, hit him till he stops doing bad things. Have you ever received any awards or honours? No. Jerks. Is there anything that you don't currently know how to do that you wish you could? Swim. Are you envious of others who can do such things in a good-natured way or are you sullen and morose about it? Yep. Lifestyle & Hobbies When not adventuring, what is your normal daily routine? Eat, sleep, watch tv./read. How do you feel and react when this routine is interrupted for some reason? Annoyed. What are your hobbies when you are not adventuring or training? Surfing the web. What do you do for relaxation? What things do you do for enjoyment? What interests do you have? Drink, hang out, party. How do you normally dress when not in your adventuring gear? With my underwear on the inside. What do you normally wear in bed at home? Whatever I wore that day. What do you normally wear in bed while adventuring? You don't sleep and 'adventure'. Do you wear any identifiable jewelry? No. Where do you normally put your weapons, magic items, or other valuables when you are sleeping? Next to the bed. What morning or evening routines do you normally have? Wake up, hit snooze, sleep. Repeat about 12 times. Do these change when you are adventuring? Yes, which sucks. Travel: how do you get around locally? Fly! Do you have a Last Will and Testament? Nope What does it say? Nothing. Miscellaneous What would you like to be remembered for after your death? Something not embarassing. What kind of threat do you present to the public? None! I'm the good guy! If your features were to be destroyed beyond recognition, is there any other way of identifying your body? Fingerprints? D.N.A.?
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