Avenger Assembled Posted June 8, 2009 Posted June 8, 2009 This is the OOC thread for Wesley and Avenger to do something...horrible.
Moira Morley Posted July 31, 2009 Posted July 31, 2009 You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. [...] And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig". Seems appropriate for this situation whether you use it or not. Wesley being a pop culture buff would know where this is from :P
Sandman XI Posted August 15, 2009 Posted August 15, 2009 Not just yet. After we finish Some Enchanted Evening, I'll put my final post here then we can continue with There's Magic In The Air.
Avenger Assembled Posted August 16, 2009 Author Posted August 16, 2009 Cool cool. Take your time, I guess. :D
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