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June Song Vignette: Captain Knievel


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The warden threw a party in the county jail.

The prison band was there and they began to wail.

The band was jumpin’ and the joint began to swing.

You should’ve heard those knocked out jailbirds sing.

Let’s rock, everybody, let’s rock.

Everybody in the whole cell block

Was dancin’ to the jailhouse rock.

Dead Head played the tenor saxophone,

Shadow Minion was blowin on the slide trombone.

The Drummer Boy from illinois went crash, boom, bang,

The whole rhythm section was the Mutant Mob.

Let’s rock, everybody, let’s rock.

Everybody in the whole cell block

Was dancin’ to the jailhouse rock.

They’ll never guess, but I really did do it!

(They can’t prove a thing they got on me, oh yea!

I ain’t crazy. I ain’t clinical, no way!

Come on and do the jailhouse rock with me.

Lets rock, everybody, lets rock.

Everybody in the whole cell block

Was dancin to the jailhouse rock.

Kharhotep was a sittin on a block of stone

Way over in the corner weepin all alone.

The warden said, hey, buddy, dont you be no square.

If you cant find a partner use a wooden chair.

Lets rock, everybody, lets rock.

Everybody in the whole cell block

Was dancin to the jailhouse rock.

Adam Alpha said to Magni, “For heavens sake,”

“Don’t they get it? Man, I seen him get his take!”

Bugsy turned to Adam and he said, “Nix nix,”

“Don’t you mention that trial or we’ll feel his kicks!”.

Lets rock, everybody, lets rock.

Everybody in the whole cell block

Was dancin to the jailhouse rock.

Set this one in the city center

Hot Women Rap! (Sung to the Tune of PokeRap)

I want to be the best Freedom man!

To bed all the women, yeah that's my cause.

ALDA, Uma, Zelda, Lindsey

Adelle, Bianca, Christie, Kelly

Dionne, Elaine, Lady Liberty

Hana, Jaida, Kat, Anandi!

Bed ‘em, bed ‘em, gotta bed ‘em all, Hot Women!

I'll search across the land, bed four at a time,

release from my pants the power that's inside.

Madalin, Madalaine, Madelyn, Nicky

Larisa, Naomi, Mio, Princess

Phoebe, Rebecca, Selma, Saffron

Tayla, Vicki, Zoie, Steffi!

Bed ‘em, bed ‘em, gotta bed ‘em all, Hot Women,

Gotta bed ‘em all, Hot Women!

Zoie, Fanny, Lilya, Guo

Victoria, Yuri, Bailey, Calypso

Jamie, Cari, Steph, Charo

Noele, Aldea, Mimi, Flo

Gotta bed ‘em all, Gotta bed ‘em all, yeah!

Gotta bed ‘em all, Gotta bed ‘em all, yeah!

Gotta bed ‘em all, Hot Women!

Mary, Wynonna, Lara, Miyu

Reba, Edith, Lilias, Qiu

Arianne, Roxy, Fariah, Marylou

Joie, Emma, Jackie, Mao

At least 150 or more have done me.

To be a Women pleaser is my destiny.

Amanda, Lilo, Cherylin, Silke

Felicity, Jade, Betsy, Rhiannon

Cate, Kate, Cait, Tahnee

Wendi, Alexis, Haylee, Abbie!

"Woo! We're at the halfway point, doing great so far."

"We? What's all this "we" stuff? I'm doing all the hard work!"

"Breaktime's over, here we go!"

Ulla, Chetana, Suzy, Carry

Anita, Jameela, Ildi, Darby

Hedwig, Terry, Jess, (The) Raven

Candis, Candice, Candyse, Jan!

Gotta bed ‘em all, Gotta bed ‘em all, yeah!

Gotta bed ‘em all, Gotta bed ‘em all, yeah!

Mourine, Lavender, Jaiden, Jewell

Violet, Lori, Chansey (Women!)

Elizabeth, Liz, Beth, Ling

Fifi, Evette, Frea, London!

At least 150 or more have boned me.

To be a Women pleaser is my destiny.

Courtney, Cortnee, Kortney, Achieng

Ike, Goldie, Joleen, Euterpe

Angel, Cherry, Ishtar

Lin, Trecia, Lydia, Kohar

"Whoa, catch your breath, girl. Shake out those lips."

"It's downhill from here, just 24(minutes) more to go."

"Now this position’s tricky so listen real good."

Stasya, Zhi, Emilee, Ganine

Aimee, Bailey, Cheyenne, Nikephoros

Julie, Abi, Ila, Rosine

Mandy, Lillian, Wisdom

"You almost there?"

Gotta bed ‘em all, Gotta bed ‘em all, yeah!

Gotta bed ‘em all, Gotta bed ‘em all, yeah!

Gotta bed ‘em all, Hot Women!

Lisa, Naila, Tuule

Rosita, Sidney, Abigayle

Trina, Anke

Cassidy, Yoko

That's all folks!

Bed ‘em, bed ‘em, gotta bed ‘em all, (oowww)

Gotta bed ‘em all, Hot Women!

Bed ‘em, bed ‘em, gotta bed ‘em all, (oowww)

Gotta bed ‘em all, Hot Women!

Bed ‘em, bed ‘em, gotta bed ‘em all

Gotta bed ‘em all, Hot Women!

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