Dr Archeville Posted July 1, 2009 Posted July 1, 2009 The warden threw a party in the county jail. The prison band was there and they began to wail. The band was jumpin’ and the joint began to swing. You should’ve heard those knocked out jailbirds sing. Let’s rock, everybody, let’s rock. Everybody in the whole cell block Was dancin’ to the jailhouse rock. Dead Head played the tenor saxophone, Shadow Minion was blowin on the slide trombone. The Drummer Boy from illinois went crash, boom, bang, The whole rhythm section was the Mutant Mob. Let’s rock, everybody, let’s rock. Everybody in the whole cell block Was dancin’ to the jailhouse rock. They’ll never guess, but I really did do it! (They can’t prove a thing they got on me, oh yea! I ain’t crazy. I ain’t clinical, no way! Come on and do the jailhouse rock with me. Lets rock, everybody, lets rock. Everybody in the whole cell block Was dancin to the jailhouse rock. Kharhotep was a sittin on a block of stone Way over in the corner weepin all alone. The warden said, hey, buddy, dont you be no square. If you cant find a partner use a wooden chair. Lets rock, everybody, lets rock. Everybody in the whole cell block Was dancin to the jailhouse rock. Adam Alpha said to Magni, “For heavens sake,†“Don’t they get it? Man, I seen him get his take!†Bugsy turned to Adam and he said, “Nix nix,†“Don’t you mention that trial or we’ll feel his kicks!â€Â. Lets rock, everybody, lets rock. Everybody in the whole cell block Was dancin to the jailhouse rock. Set this one in the city center Hot Women Rap! (Sung to the Tune of PokeRap) I want to be the best Freedom man! To bed all the women, yeah that's my cause. ALDA, Uma, Zelda, Lindsey Adelle, Bianca, Christie, Kelly Dionne, Elaine, Lady Liberty Hana, Jaida, Kat, Anandi! Bed ‘em, bed ‘em, gotta bed ‘em all, Hot Women! I'll search across the land, bed four at a time, release from my pants the power that's inside. Madalin, Madalaine, Madelyn, Nicky Larisa, Naomi, Mio, Princess Phoebe, Rebecca, Selma, Saffron Tayla, Vicki, Zoie, Steffi! Bed ‘em, bed ‘em, gotta bed ‘em all, Hot Women, Gotta bed ‘em all, Hot Women! Zoie, Fanny, Lilya, Guo Victoria, Yuri, Bailey, Calypso Jamie, Cari, Steph, Charo Noele, Aldea, Mimi, Flo Gotta bed ‘em all, Gotta bed ‘em all, yeah! Gotta bed ‘em all, Gotta bed ‘em all, yeah! Gotta bed ‘em all, Hot Women! Mary, Wynonna, Lara, Miyu Reba, Edith, Lilias, Qiu Arianne, Roxy, Fariah, Marylou Joie, Emma, Jackie, Mao At least 150 or more have done me. To be a Women pleaser is my destiny. Amanda, Lilo, Cherylin, Silke Felicity, Jade, Betsy, Rhiannon Cate, Kate, Cait, Tahnee Wendi, Alexis, Haylee, Abbie! "Woo! We're at the halfway point, doing great so far." "We? What's all this "we" stuff? I'm doing all the hard work!" "Breaktime's over, here we go!" Ulla, Chetana, Suzy, Carry Anita, Jameela, Ildi, Darby Hedwig, Terry, Jess, (The) Raven Candis, Candice, Candyse, Jan! Gotta bed ‘em all, Gotta bed ‘em all, yeah! Gotta bed ‘em all, Gotta bed ‘em all, yeah! Mourine, Lavender, Jaiden, Jewell Violet, Lori, Chansey (Women!) Elizabeth, Liz, Beth, Ling Fifi, Evette, Frea, London! At least 150 or more have boned me. To be a Women pleaser is my destiny. Courtney, Cortnee, Kortney, Achieng Ike, Goldie, Joleen, Euterpe Angel, Cherry, Ishtar Lin, Trecia, Lydia, Kohar "Whoa, catch your breath, girl. Shake out those lips." "It's downhill from here, just 24(minutes) more to go." "Now this position’s tricky so listen real good." Stasya, Zhi, Emilee, Ganine Aimee, Bailey, Cheyenne, Nikephoros Julie, Abi, Ila, Rosine Mandy, Lillian, Wisdom "You almost there?" Gotta bed ‘em all, Gotta bed ‘em all, yeah! Gotta bed ‘em all, Gotta bed ‘em all, yeah! Gotta bed ‘em all, Hot Women! Lisa, Naila, Tuule Rosita, Sidney, Abigayle Trina, Anke Cassidy, Yoko That's all folks! Bed ‘em, bed ‘em, gotta bed ‘em all, (oowww) Gotta bed ‘em all, Hot Women! Bed ‘em, bed ‘em, gotta bed ‘em all, (oowww) Gotta bed ‘em all, Hot Women! Bed ‘em, bed ‘em, gotta bed ‘em all Gotta bed ‘em all, Hot Women!
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