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[Sandman XI]

GM post

It was late in the evening and Casper Rich was sitting down to do his 'appointed duty'. To sniff out trolls, call them out on their trolling and then feel better about himself for doing such. But that night would be different. Someone on the internet REALLY HURT HIS FEELINGS! A badly worded and spelled flame! Casper wished death upon every bad speller and and illiterate poster on the internet. The following morning when he checked his mail he found a letter professing that someone could make their life better and that all they had to do was meet someone infamous.

This evening Casper Rich met with Mr. Infamy. He professed his hearts desire to wipe out every troll on the internet. Mr. Infamy gladly agreed to his terms. The next time he wanted, if someone on the internet made him mad, he would only have to type a command to summon Typo Demons. Mr. Infamy, as always did not ask for anything in return. Casper did not think this too good to be true. No, he went home to try it out.

A few minutes ago in Lantern Hill, a young girl made an inflammatory comment to Casper on a message board. Casper would not have this! He did not know the little girl was just messing around when she called him all those badly spelled names. Casper entered the command and even though he was five states away from her demons popped out of her screen. The little girl screamed bloody murder and ran. They chased her though the streets aiming to rectify Casper's wishes. If she could just make it to the church.

[Galatine]

The demons slipped in and out of the shadows splaying across the streets, the poor girl barely keeping ahead of the fiends. Spindly, clawed fingers brushed against cloth and skin, closer and closer with each passing second. Savagely gleeful eyes bored out from the darkness, eager to fulfill their master's call. With an inhuman sound of elation one of the demons caught up. It's long arm, taught with sinew, reached forward to grasp its prize and drag her back into the shadows. The shrieks and cries of the demons reached a crescendo as they reached forth, their task almost complete!

With a frustrated cry the lead demon pulled its arm back, just as a brilliant line of golden sun fire wash etched before them. The wall of flames separating them from their prey. Pharos floated down between the girl and the demon pack, the fire before him warmly illuminating the area. With screams of hate and rage the demons backed away briefly, assessing this new threat.

Pharos turned his head to look at the victim, the girl covered in scratches and her clothing rent where the demon claws has briefly found their marks. He gave her a comforting smile, the radiance of the sun infusing the area with a palpable aura of hope. "Keep going. Everything will be alright."

He his gaze back towards where the demons howled from the shadows beyond the fading line of fire. One attempted to maneuver around the side, trying to get around the newly appeared hero. Only for its course to be cut off with a wave of Pharos' arm as golden fire flared out to lash the ground before the advancing demon. The same warm smile was on his lips as he calmly stared into the glowing, hateful eyes of the pack.

"I don't think so. Go back to whence you came. Or if you wish, I can show you what it means to stand against the Sun. Your choice."

[Avenger Assembled]

Heyzel didn't talk; he didn't banter. When he sensed the presence of the Adversary in his neighborhood, he erupted through an open window with the speed and fury of Heaven's avenger, swooping down towards the fray. He didn't ignore the superhero there, instead he assumed that the man was already there fighting for the cause of righteousness. When he saw the demon, he took a single, devastating swipe. "THOU SHALT FALL!"

[Fox]

Aw, man. Gaian Knight could not have looked more dejected if he tried. Stuck in costume in...where the heck is this, anyway? Should have brought my map, but nooo, what kind of hero carries a map around in their...coat?

At first he only saw the girl, panicked and watching the...golden fire man? This city's insane. In a good way. But what was-

And then he saw the demons. Oh. Well, then. Save the girl in distress. Good plan!

[Sandman XI]

Wesley post

It was early evening when Wesley started his flight to the church. He'd wanted to speak to the angel he'd heard about so much. Maybe he could confess a few things and get them off his chest. Then again, he had a lot to get off his chest. About the time he got there, he saw something strange. Well, normal for this city, but definitely a scene to remember. The angel and two other heroes facing down a mob of demons. There was like eight to twelve of them! And they were in the thick of it. Also a little girl watching the scene with awe. Swooping down he landed near her to see if she was OK. She was frightened. Wesley had thought as much. He stood by her guarding her from the horde. Though he would lend his power to fighting off the onslaught of demons.

[Avenger Assembled]

"Rally to me!" Freedom Angel called, his flaming sword a beacon of light as righteous warriors joined him in the battle against the dark. "We shall slay them all in their legion and send them back to the Adversary from where they came! DEMONS OF DARKNESS, TASTE THE POWER OF THE LIGHT!" And at that juncture he began the killing, falling amongst the demons like a divine wolf among sheep.

[Sandman XI]

GM post

The demons cackle in garbled speech as the angel calls for a rally rushing towards and surrounding him. They hiss and back off once Freedom Angel hacks into one of them, killing one of their own. It drops to the ground in a pile of offal. Many of the demons retreat to other heroes to see if they can take down the others! Two of them however decide to stand their ground to the holy warrior. One tries to grab him and the other fires a blast made of pure Hell. The blast misses due to the other one trying to grab him and the grab fails because of the blast!

Three of them fly up to meet Pharos! They claw the sun easily, but it seems the sun will not set tonight!

Three of them rush towards the girl, but Wesley guards her with his life. They try to dogpile on him, almost knocking him over but he throws them off easily.

Three of them run to Gaian Knight! One trips on his way to swipe at him the other is knocked over by the one whodoes manage to hit him!

[Galatine]

Pharos couldn't understand what the angel was saying. The speech was just as garbled and unintelligible as that of the demons. And then the swarm masses. Flying, clawing, scraping towards them. Cackling madly. Pharos remembered demons. He could remember facing them before in his many past lives. Merciless, cruel, almost to the one. These specimens seemed particularly vicious as three leapt towards him. But their claws simply couldn't penetrate the solar fire suffusing his body. He stared into their eyes. And found only madness staring back. Sadly, he sighed.

"You were warned."

He swung one hand in an arc, directing a flare of brilliant sunfire as it streaked outwards. One demon was utterly cremated by the blast, turned into nothing more than ashes in the wind by the pure light of the Sun!

[Sandman XI]

Wesley post

"Come with me," Wesley said quickly to the sobbing girl. Picking her up, he put her on his back and ran over to Gaian Knight who he saw take a somewhat nasty blow. Laying his hand on him, Wesley and Gaian Knight both glowed a light reddish color as the nasty gashes on Gaian Knight's body closed.

[Fox]

Gaian Knight scowled at where his wound hand been before turning that scowl on the surrounding demons. Lucked out with their stumbling...let's not give them a second chance. Turning his head, he nodded to Wesley, holding up a hand - "Thanks...hold her still for a moment, will you?" - before turning his attention back to the demons. "And you...you three need a time out."

Showing off, Gaian held out one softly-glowing hand palm-up and made a sudden, clenching fist. For a heartbeat there was nothing...and then a score of large, solid earthen columns shot up through the road all around the trio before collapsing into rubble, leaving one demon nearly brained and the other knocked solidly upside the head.

Missed that third one...still. Could have done worse. Stepping over to stand at Wesley's back, he turned a careful - somewhat nervous - eye on the remaining set demons and heroes.

[Avenger Assembled]

"You will not have this day, I promise." said Freedom Angel, who continued his work among the demons. He knew their ways well and booked no compromise, slashing and striking and smashing, cutting with his flaming blade and smashing his divine shield into their faces until the sound of bone cracked. He would not yield!

[Sandman XI]

The demons accosting Freedom Angel crackle and crumble into more offal. The two demons on Pharos seem to whip themselves into a frenzied rage! They strike at him with a renewed vigor.The demons begin to chase after Wesley as he takes the girl with him, meeting at a pile on of demons surrounding Gaian Knight and Wesley! The one that was gashed by Gaian Knight grabs the girl, pulling her away from the two! The girl screams, kicking and sobbing as the bloody thing holds her in her grasp and pins her down! Before Gaian Knight or Wesley can respond the four remaining demons descend upon them two by two with the same renewed vigor as the ones on Pharos. The two on Gaian Knight both continue to trip over themselves as they try to grab the earthen hero. The two on Wesley though, savagely strike at him! One rips at his stomach and the other at his neck. Blood trickles down from the gashes. It seems the demons are stepping up their game!

[Galatine]

Pharos let out a sharp cry of pain as one of the demon's rage fueled attacks clawed its way through, drawing a series of thin red lines across his chest. He had let his guard down, been overconfident after the first series of attacks had failed to do anything. Not a mistake his foes would have a second opportunity to make. He gathered solar fire into his hand, a sun in miniature forming there before his fist closed about it, wreathing it in golden sunlight. The fist rocketed into the torso of one demon, the pure light of the sun searing the corrupted flesh, the vile form bursting into golden flames before falling from the sky. The second demon attempted to flee, only to find Pharos waiting for it as it turned. The same sun-wreathed fist met this devil square in the face, the mighty blow sending the thing hurtling away from the battlefield even as it dissolved to ashes.

[Sandman XI]

Wesley grunted as the girl was taken away from him. He gasped and cringed as he was hit by the demons. That really hurt! Battling through the pain, he focus on the one on the ground not the ones hacking away at him. A sickly yellow color washed over him and the demon holding the girl down as he tried to lock the demon in it's own body. It failed to subue it as it cackled gleefully in it's garbled language.

[Fox]

"You guys just don't take a hint! The lady's not interested, buddy. Find a date somewhere else." Gaian Knight swept a hand out, a series of stone shards rising up and firing into the demon like oversized machine gun rounds. "No means no. Didn't you guys ever watch those after-school specials when you were young?"

Giving a casual sigh he really didn't feel, he (very quickly) walked over to the young lady and offered her a hand to help her up and away from the defeated...thing. "Sorry about that, ma'am. Crazy gibberish monsters have no manners at all. Apparently."

[Avenger Assembled]

Freedom Angel continued his holy work, cutting his way through the demons with a look of righteous fury on his face. There were no words now, just the glowing light of Heaven and the flaming sword of truth as he tore apart abominations of sin and depravity with the sheer holy power of righteousness and truth. He would not fall: innocents would not suffer today!

[Sandman XI]

The angel swooped in just in time before all four of the remaining demons were about to dogpile on Wesley. The two he swung at collapsed into piles of offal. The Two remaining demons hissed at the angel and jumped on Wesley anyway! Heyzel jump in the way of one, shielding Wesley, but could not stop the other from getting to him. Not that it matter the raging demons clawed but his claws were not sharp enough!

[Sandman XI]

Wesley quickly reacted to the angel jumping in his way, but not quick enough to not get slashed. Bearing through it, his body produced a white corona that also wrapped around the demon that pummeled him. It leaped on to the other demon too! with all his might he tried to crush the demons. And crush he did! The demons fell over in a slump, ending the demonic forces's time on earth.

[Fox]

Gaian Knight waited until the young lady was on her feet before brushing some little fragments of rock off his coat and looking around to the other heroes. "So, uh. Anyone have any idea what just happened here? Or are gibbering monster attacks a little more common than I think?"