Raveled Posted August 23, 2010 Posted August 23, 2010 (20:40:58) Sandman_XI: or what shaen said (20:41:08) ShaenTheBrain: Goddamned right "what Shaen said."
Raveled Posted August 28, 2010 Posted August 28, 2010 (15:33:52) ShaenTheBrain: OK, Supercape, there's a stab at your Super-Senses query. (15:34:45) ChatBot: Raveled logs into the Chat. (15:34:49) Raveled dances like a white boy. (15:34:51) ChatBot: Supercape has been logged out (Timeout). Don't flee the knowledge, Cape!
Raveled Posted September 7, 2010 Posted September 7, 2010 (20:46:42) Dr_Archeville: Behind you! (20:46:48) Raveled: Avenger? (20:47:01) Raveled: No, wait. Avenger's always behind you... (20:47:18) Raveled: Avenger and Divine with the ultimate hook-ups. (20:47:29) Dr_Archeville: Avenger isn't on the Chat. Avenger is the Chart! (20:47:32) Raveled: Good thing being dead or a demi-god eradicated STDs. (20:47:43) Fox: Allies post, in which Dragonfly fails at being pithy. (20:47:51) Dr_Archeville Dead Head says "Actually, you'd be surprised...." (20:47:51) Raveled: Actually, Divine has about twice as many hook-ups. Even if she's not around anymore. (20:47:52) Gizmo: Man, judging by the chart, if Avenger's behind you... y'know what? Nevermind. (20:48:04) Raveled: Giz>
KnightDisciple Posted September 7, 2010 Posted September 7, 2010 I say old chap, why, happy birthday!
N/A Posted September 7, 2010 Posted September 7, 2010 (08:42:03) ChatBot: Gizmo logs into the Chat. (08:42:39) Gizmo: Hey, folks. (08:42:39) Ecalsneerg: CANADIAN (08:42:50) Gizmo: SCOT (08:43:08) Ecalsneerg: HIPSTER (08:44:05) Gizmo: DRUNKARD? (08:44:21) Ecalsneerg: APPLE EMPLOYEE (08:44:47) Gizmo: MEAT VENDOR (08:45:13) Ecalsneerg: WORTHLESS DEGREE (08:45:34) Gizmo: MISSPENT YOUTH (08:47:12) Ecalsneerg: OLD MAN (08:47:45) Gizmo: ANGER ISSUES (08:48:35) Ecalsneerg: PROZAC CRUNCHER (09:00:29) ChatBot: AvengerAssembled logs into the Chat. (09:00:35) AvengerAssembled: Hey all! (09:00:39) AvengerAssembled: Happy Birthday, Ecal! (09:01:32) Gizmo: HISTORY TEACHER ...wait, sorry, reflex.
Raveled Posted September 16, 2010 Posted September 16, 2010 (15:28:00) Ecalsneerg: It's a much overlooked fact that Dr Archeville isn't ugly (15:28:17) Ecalsneerg: He actually wanders around, hatless, with his long hair flowing like an L'Oreal advert (15:28:19) Gizmo: He's the rock star of (15:28:45) Ecalsneerg: "Because I'm vorth it!"
Raveled Posted September 17, 2010 Posted September 17, 2010 (16:49:25) rpgronin: I noticed. I was posting and I got the "Hold on, cowboy! There's a new post thar fer yew to re'd!" message (16:49:43) Carces: (16:49:47) Raveled: (16:49:57) Carces: Sorry 'bout that. Thought I'd move forward with introductions (16:50:03) Raveled: You have the Cowboy style? (16:50:34) rpgronin: I... don't really know why I added a vaguely south-western twist to that, but there you go. (16:50:36) Carces: On a steel forum post he rides.
tryrar Posted September 28, 2010 Posted September 28, 2010 (22:52:07) Gizmo: Trevor needs someone to set the chopper on fire so that, under cover of midnight mist, they just look like another bunch of falling debris. (22:52:53) AvengerAssembled: Mark can do that on command. (22:53:03) Fox isn't sure "set our transportation on fire and crash it into the ground" is usually a good plan. (22:53:13) Gizmo: Yeah, but Mark can do anything on command. (22:53:19) Fox Dragonfly makes a note to get her wings working before she ever goes anywhere with Trevor. (22:53:23) AvengerAssembled: That's what...well. (22:53:26) Gizmo: It's a great plan! (22:53:49) rpgronin: ... until it backfires!
tryrar Posted September 29, 2010 Posted September 29, 2010 ShaenTheBrain: "(11:01:39) tryrar: but as I've said, I'm not a rules guy" Did somebody say "Rules Guy?" (13:07:25) ChatBot: ShaenTheBrain has been logged out (Timeout). (13:07:34) Raveled: ? (13:07:35) ChatBot: ShaenTheBrain logs into the Chat. (13:08:10) KnightDisciple: Apparently the chat didn't want a Rules Guy around. (13:09:06) KnightDisciple ducks for cover. (13:09:15) Ecalsneerg: Run (13:09:18) Raveled hits KD low. (13:09:24) Ecalsneerg: Shaen's gonna go mental with the paragraphs (13:09:36) Fox: Shaen and Sorus are the only two forces in the universe that can cause ChatBot the emotion known as 'fear'. (13:09:41) Ecalsneerg: I'll try to stall him, but I can't hold him forever (13:10:17) Ecalsneerg: YOU! SHALL NOT! PASS! (13:10:27) Ecalsneerg shoots Shaen in the kneecap with a .45 (13:10:54) KnightDisciple glances around desperately. Sees a convenient F-22 just sitting there ready to take off. "See ya!" (13:12:12) SaintDharma32: Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid.
Fox Posted September 30, 2010 Posted September 30, 2010 (19:36:20) AvengerAssembled: See, Anime pics don't bother me. (19:36:27) AvengerAssembled: It's if your character concept was those three girls. (19:36:33) AvengerAssembled: Who all combine to form one giant adult catgirl. (19:36:39) AvengerAssembled: With huge breasts and a miniskirt (19:36:44) AvengerAssembled: Who is still secretly 14 (19:36:51) AvengerAssembled: That I forever. (19:37:01) JackgarPrime: I have the faintest memory of once coming across something like that (19:37:10) JackgarPrime: As in, I think there actually is such a show (19:37:13) tryrar: ....doesn't ring a belll (19:37:16) AvengerAssembled: You think I exaggerate? Gaze into the face of the X-Vault! (19:37:23) AvengerAssembled: If you dare!
tryrar Posted October 1, 2010 Posted October 1, 2010 (20:00:31) JackgarPrime: A DEVICE WITH DEVICE RANKS! (20:00:41) ShaenTheBrain slaps JackgarPrime across the face, hard (20:00:59) JackgarPrime: BUT WE MUST DO THIS FOR (20:01:07) Gizmo: Heh, you didn't loose the gun, but they disarmed your ammo? (20:01:13) ShaenTheBrain hits JackgarPrime with a rolled-up newspaper. (20:01:19) ShaenTheBrain: No! No! (20:01:28) Fox: Ooh! Ooh! Jackgar: We can make an array of arrays full of devices that contain devices! (20:01:44) ShaenTheBrain holds Fox's face underwater until the bubbles stop (20:01:53) Gizmo: Any they grant Alternate Form arrays! (20:02:04) ShaenTheBrain murders Gizmo's family (20:02:12) JackgarPrime: ITC (20:02:21) Gizmo: ...this seems disproportionate. (20:02:28) trollthumper: YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE ARRAYS, SO I CAN PUT A DEVICE IN YOUR ARRAY SO YOU CAN USE A DEVICE WHEN YOU ARRAY (20:02:32) KnightDisciple: (20:02:35) ShaenTheBrain falls out of his chair laughing at Jackgar's linnk (20:03:03) Aoiroo: That's actually illegal in Minnesota. Edited and expanded at request
tryrar Posted October 1, 2010 Posted October 1, 2010 (22:35:20) rpgronin: Evenin', Arichamus. (22:35:29) tryrar: ...he left (22:35:36) AvengerAssembled: Did he? (22:35:39) AvengerAssembled: Did he!? (22:35:41) rpgronin: Hrm. So he did. (22:35:41) AvengerAssembled: Wait, he did. (22:35:52) rpgronin: I'm getting old! And senile! (22:36:08) rpgronin: They say the first thing to go is your mind. After that, it's... I don't remember...
tryrar Posted October 1, 2010 Posted October 1, 2010 (23:03:01) Sandman_XI: ok, i'm in a predicament (23:03:07) Electra: Mind Games post (23:03:35) Sandman_XI: i gave Knight and Momentum fish tails (23:03:49) Sandman_XI: not the problem (23:03:50) ChatBot: Aoiroo has been logged out (Timeout). (23:03:53) Electra: Erin is happy for action! Also, if any rebels see her, they will give the party a very wide berth and go change their pants! (23:04:09) Sandman_XI: that's the problem (23:04:16) rpgronin: "A four-letter word for fear is "Erin."" (23:04:16) Sandman_XI: fish dont wear pants (23:04:25) ChatBot: Morrow has been logged out (Timeout). (23:04:38) rpgronin: ... (23:04:41) Electra: Also, "Fear"! (23:04:47) rpgronin: I don't like where this is going... (23:05:09) Sandman_XI: so how are we supposed to jump out at this villain with no pants on?
Gizmo Posted October 5, 2010 Posted October 5, 2010 (00:04:55) Gizmo: ...Mark knows Trevor's dad isn't dead right? (00:05:49) ShaenTheBrain: Wish he'd hurry up with that. (00:06:01) AvengerAssembled: Right, but he's figured out they don't TALK. (00:06:05) AvengerAssembled: You know, like you're supposed to. (00:06:15) ShaenTheBrain: Well, he's dead to Trevor, at least? (00:06:31) Gizmo: Hahaha... (00:06:37) AvengerAssembled: Sometimes your dad just abandons you and goes to another dimension, then he tells you he doesn't love you enough to come back. (00:06:37) Electra: Mark doesn't really understand the difference between moved away and dead. (00:06:43) Electra: He's kind of like a toddler that way. (00:06:50) AvengerAssembled: Yeahh....yeah. (00:06:58) Gizmo: (00:07:07) AvengerAssembled: "Is your dad...on a farm?" (00:07:14) Electra: "OMG! I can't see them! They're GONE FOREVER!" (00:07:34) AvengerAssembled: And that's why Marcie doesn't wear sports bras.
JackgarPrime Posted October 5, 2010 Posted October 5, 2010 (02:41:09) ShaenTheBrain: "(23:27:08) JackgarPrime: Americans love making fun of America." Only the ones that HATE AMERICA! (02:43:40) JackgarPrime: Shaen: Or the ones that love America so much that they feel comfortable sharing friendly jokes with Her! (02:44:30) ShaenTheBrain: ...Jack, why do you HATE AMERICA? (02:45:49) JackgarPrime: I LOVE AMERICA (02:45:55) JackgarPrime: EVERY NIGHT! (02:46:01) JackgarPrime: AND SOMETIMES RIGHT AFTER LUNCH! (02:46:31) JackgarPrime: AND EVEN FIRST THING IN THE MORNING IF I FEEL PARTICULARLY WELL RESTED! (02:46:41) tryrar facepalms
Lone Star Posted October 10, 2010 Posted October 10, 2010 (20:53:10) Angel: it just says you can demoralize an oppnent as a standard action (20:53:25) Angel: Wait (20:53:34) Angel: "You cannot demoralize a group." (20:53:36) Angel: (20:55:14) ex3lev3n: boo (20:55:30) JackgarPrime: What if you poop on the floor? (20:55:33) ex3lev3n: that's why you need Fearsome Presence... which we'll talk about later O_o (20:55:36) Fox: .... (20:55:39) JackgarPrime: I'm pretty sure that would demoralize a group (20:55:42) Fox: Charming, Jack. Charming. (20:56:11) JackgarPrime: Well? Am I wrong? (20:56:28) ex3lev3n: or, you could take a -5 on your check to make it a Move action, and use two Moves for your turn (20:57:20) Fox: Yes, yes you are. (20:57:31) JackgarPrime: I know if I was fighting someone and they pooped on the floor right there, I'd stop, drop my weapons and throw my hands in the air, yelling "That's it! I can't do this anymore!" (20:57:32) Fox: It's a little-known rule, but the moment you bring up pooping on floors, you're automatically wrong in all things. Forever. (20:58:20) Fox: If I was fighting someone and they pooped on the floor, I'd note they're obviously distracted, and take the opportunity to knock them out or kill them so they'd stop pooping. (20:58:36) Lone_Star: Heh.
JackgarPrime Posted October 10, 2010 Posted October 10, 2010 (01:47:12) ChatBot: Grotesque logs into the Chat. (01:47:12) Angel: HELLO FELLOW HUMAN! (01:47:28) Angel: HOW ARE YOU ON THIS VERY HUMAN DAY! (01:47:38) ex3lev3n: Don't look it in the eyes, Gro! (01:47:59) Grotesque averts his eyes... (01:48:23) Grotesque: okay now I can't see the screen to know why I'm averting my eyes... (01:49:23) Angel: INDEED MORTAL... I MEN FELLOW HUMAN! LOOK TO THE SCREEN! (01:49:24) JackgarPrime: GOOD! (01:49:34) JackgarPrime: KEEP IT THAT WAY (01:49:41) JackgarPrime: (quick, go through his pockets!)
Fox Posted October 10, 2010 Posted October 10, 2010 (12:13:22) AvengerAssembled: And we know from the Silver Age book he was a closet Freedom Friends fan. (12:13:44) AvengerAssembled: pictures Duncan Summers hastily sweeping the action figures off his desk when students come in (12:14:15) rpgronin can just hear Duncan Summers making his own sound-effects now... (12:14:35) Fox is glad he wasn't the only one, ronin. (12:14:38) Raveled imagines the Big Man sitting in Parkside with a cardboard sign. "Will smell things 4 food." (12:14:45) AvengerAssembled: "Oh no, we're tied up with rubberbands by Dr. Stapler! Won't someone come save us!?!" "Yes, Lady Liberty and Siren, I, Raven, will..." sweep "Mr. Hunter. Good evening." (12:14:56) Derp: heh (12:15:32) Electra: Retirement can be a tough adjustment to make. (12:15:41) Ecalsneerg: Of course, when old man Hunter visits, he joins in (12:15:42) AvengerAssembled: And then when the student is gone: "You saved us! Mwa-mwa-mwa-mwa!" (12:15:53) Gizmo: Heh. (12:15:54) Raveled: "Did you see anything!?" "No sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls!" (12:16:23) Gizmo: Travis' problem is he always wants to use real acid for the miniature death traps. (12:16:46) AvengerAssembled: He invited Rick once, but Rick slipped and said, "Yeah, I did this all the time when I was a kid! I've got a Jasmine Sin figure that...ohhh, you look mad. I'll just be going."
Geez3r Posted November 5, 2010 Posted November 5, 2010 (13:24:37) Geez3r: kay (13:24:43) Geez3r: also, there was an error on the sheet (13:25:07) Geez3r: someone hit the wrong button when adding up the point total apparently, after the edits are done, you have 123/127pp (13:25:46) Raveled blinks. (13:25:47) Raveled: YAY! (13:25:59) Raveled has... 16 skill ranks to spend! (13:26:09) Raveled: I might actually get her looking something like she should. (13:27:20) Ecalsneerg: Arrowhawk sez "Fat, sedimentary, and overly dependent on her armour"? (13:27:32) Raveled: Sedimentary? (13:27:35) ChatBot: AvengerAssembled logs into the Chat. (13:27:43) Raveled: Hey, AA. (13:27:46) AvengerAssembled: Hey all, just here momentarily. (13:28:16) ShaenTheBrain: If she was made of compressed layers of stone, what would she need armor for? (13:28:35) AvengerAssembled: To have some STYLE. (13:29:17) Raveled: AA> You should get on the STYLE patch. I hear it's pretty good these days. (13:29:27) Raveled: And you know what mainlining STYLE does to your hair. (13:29:49) Ecalsneerg: Sedimentary is a common expression also used to signify someone is like a rock (13:29:55) Ecalsneerg: i.e. grey, round and lumpy (13:29:56) Raveled: ? (13:30:06) ChatBot: Aoiroo has been logged out (Timeout). (13:30:12) Raveled: Ironclad is blond, tall, and thin. (13:30:38) AvengerAssembled: Sedentary? (13:30:47) ShaenTheBrain: Wow, Ecal. That's the best misspelling backpedal I've ever read. (13:30:53) Geez3r: heh (13:31:15) Ecalsneerg: (13:31:18) ShaenTheBrain: It was so well-executed, it made me almost believe that you didn't know that "sedentary" and "sedimentary" are in fact two distinct and different words. (13:31:31) ChatBot: Fox logs into the Chat. (13:31:39) Ecalsneerg: (13:31:45) Ecalsneerg: I know what I mean
Dr Archeville Posted November 5, 2010 Posted November 5, 2010 Amusingly, a very similar joke was made recently in the comic strip Pickles, as seen here and here.
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