MBCE Posted June 3, 2009 Posted June 3, 2009 Happy B-day to the man that makes this all possible. Keep up the great work and enjoy your day!
Lord Fell Posted June 8, 2009 Posted June 8, 2009 (13:27:21) Moira: the biggest ones are 39 inches (13:27:42) Electra: Let's see, Stesha can up that by two size categories... (13:27:45) Moira: er 47 (13:28:25) Moira: so, 4 feet tall (13:28:34) Ecalsneerg: MADNESS (13:28:36) ShaenTheBrain: Must...resist...penis jokes...be strong...
Sandman XI Posted June 9, 2009 Posted June 9, 2009 Gonna take you back to the past! 2008.09.27 - 22:55:46 Sandman_XI: Van Wilder is... Deadpool 2008.09.27 - 22:55:49 Rei: Darkness one. 2008.09.27 - 22:56:07 Warmonger: yeha so i figure their going ot go with the actualy funny deadpool 2008.09.27 - 22:56:23 Warmonger: insted of the muscles on top of his eyeballs deadpool 2008.09.27 - 22:56:43 Warmonger: or the whole bunch of little pockests and huge guns deadpool 2008.09.27 - 22:57:06 Sandman_XI: pouces on his HUEG GUNS! 2008.09.27 - 22:57:14 Sandman_XI: pouches* 2008.09.27 - 22:57:21 Sandman_XI: huge* 2008.09.27 - 22:57:28 Sandman_XI: I cant type :| 2008.09.27 - 22:57:31 Warmonger: dman why didn't I think of that? 2008.09.27 - 22:57:48 Warmonger: Rob Leifield has new character to create now 2008.09.27 - 22:57:49 Rei: I'm preying Runaways comes out and does well. That way we get a sequel with Victor and Xavin. 2008.09.27 - 22:57:53 Warr: 1 more post. 2008.09.27 - 22:57:55 Warr: >_> 2008.09.27 - 22:57:56 Rei: praying* 2008.09.27 - 22:58:02 Warmonger: THe Pouch Gun kid. 2008.09.27 - 22:58:02 Sandman_XI: 1 mire post also! 2008.09.27 - 22:58:07 Sandman_XI: 2008.09.27 - 22:58:07 Warr: And then I get 3 PP. 2008.09.27 - 22:58:12 Warmonger: Runaways is goign to be a movie. 2008.09.27 - 22:58:17 Warr: And yes, I totally want a runaways movie coming. 2008.09.27 - 22:58:24 Warr: Especially if it can get a sequel. 2008.09.27 - 22:58:25 Rei: It is. 2008.09.27 - 22:58:27 Warmonger: Isn't that like SMallville? 2008.09.27 - 22:58:31 Rei: Creator BKV is set to write it. 2008.09.27 - 22:58:43 Rei: Huh> 2008.09.27 - 22:58:55 Warmonger: no nevermind me 2008.09.27 - 22:58:59 Sandman_XI: Gunpouch Black or Gunpouch Blood, think more EXTREEEEEME 2008.09.27 - 22:59:16 Warmonger: Gunpouch murder? 2008.09.27 - 22:59:28 Warmonger: Gunpouch X: Blood. 2008.09.27 - 22:59:35 Rei: I just want to see Skrulls in live-action. 2008.09.27 - 22:59:39 Sandman_XI: Oh, yeah! forgot the X 2008.09.27 - 23:00:22 Warmonger: Gunpouch X: BLood; Payback's a bitch! 2008.09.27 - 23:01:04 Warmonger: Jack Slade is a loose canon cop, who plays by his own rules. 2008.09.27 - 23:01:25 Sandman_XI: Then when he's cancelled after 2 issues, ten years down the road Gunpouch X: Murderblood, the ten year bloodiversery! 2008.09.27 - 23:01:37 Warmonger: They killed his wife, they killed his children, they kileld his do. They should have kille dhim too! 2008.09.27 - 23:01:56 Sandman_XI: But he killed them HARDER 2008.09.27 - 23:02:01 Warmonger: Now this time its personal. 2008.09.27 - 23:02:45 Warmonger: Mobster: I want that cop DEAD.! You hear me DEAD! 2008.09.27 - 23:03:11 Warmonger: Commisoner: DMan it jack I can't protect you this time! 2008.09.27 - 23:03:26 Sandman_XI: GPX: *snappy oneliner* *shoots someone* 2008.09.27 - 23:03:46 Warmonger: PX: LEt see if you cna fly. 2008.09.27 - 23:04:04 Sandman_XI: GPX: *snappy oneliner* *disappears while commish is not looking* 2008.09.27 - 23:04:48 Warmonger: Crook: You can't do this. Your a Cop! 2008.09.27 - 23:05:19 Sandman_XI: GPX: Yeah but you aint *fire* 2008.09.27 - 23:05:50 Warmonger: Lol we can do this movie 2008.09.27 - 23:06:45 Warr: >_> 2008.09.27 - 23:07:30 Sandman_XI: The movie is written by Frank Miller 2008.09.27 - 23:07:57 Warmonger: I've got a whole library of cheesy 80-90s action movies to pull on. 2008.09.27 - 23:08:54 Sandman_XI: of course it wont be half as EXTREEEEME as the comic. PG-13 pulls in the kids money 2008.09.27 - 23:09:25 Warmonger: that is true 2008.09.27 - 23:09:31 Warmonger: maybe we need acg sidkick 2008.09.27 - 23:09:37 Warmonger: a CG sidekick 2008.09.27 - 23:09:47 Warmonger: you know to conect with today's yout 2008.09.27 - 23:10:17 Warmonger: but he'll be a depressed alchololic 2008.09.27 - 23:10:48 Sandman_XI: Who learns to care after CG sidekick is killed off screen 2008.09.27 - 23:11:00 Sandman_XI: oh, you mean the side kick 2008.09.27 - 23:11:42 Warmonger: What were you thinking of a love intrest? 2008.09.27 - 23:12:00 Warmonger: She would not be allowed to be anatomically correct. 2008.09.27 - 23:12:12 Sandman_XI: I was thinking the CG sidekick would be all like: Yo GPX homey Gfunk dawg! Less go buss some bad guys 2008.09.27 - 23:12:27 Sandman_XI: 6'6 and 100 pounds she'd be 2008.09.27 - 23:12:36 Sandman_XI: the love interest 2008.09.27 - 23:13:03 Warmonger: Ahh of course the rap sidekick, who just doesn get these "jive turkeys". 2008.09.27 - 23:13:36 Sandman_XI: played by LL Cool J is another flat performance 2008.09.27 - 23:13:54 Warmonger: Yeah she'll shoot him or something and be like "damnit Jack you broke my heart!" 2008.09.27 - 23:14:10 Sandman_XI: The love interest doesnt appear in the movie, to much rape and blood involved with her character in the comic 2008.09.27 - 23:14:30 Warmonger: No that is the wife. 2008.09.27 - 23:14:41 Warmonger: ITs the wife that htey kill and/or rape. 2008.09.27 - 23:15:30 Warmonger: The new love itnrest is the only witness of the vilain's killing spree. 2008.09.27 - 23:15:43 Warmonger: So what about the villain thouhg? 2008.09.27 - 23:16:03 Sandman_XI: The villain is a mistunderstood madman 2008.09.27 - 23:16:04 Warmonger: Is he goign to be the fat capitalist or the foreiegn drug lord? 2008.09.27 - 23:16:29 Sandman_XI: He just wants to genocide said race from the world because they're the real evil 2008.09.27 - 23:17:27 Warmonger: WWLD? 2008.09.27 - 23:17:34 Warmonger: What would leifiled do? 2008.09.27 - 23:17:43 Sandman_XI: And since Jack is one of said race He has to die 2008.09.27 - 23:18:46 Sandman_XI: Of course the villain is working for the government 2008.09.27 - 23:18:54 Warmonger: Ahh now your tlaking 2008.09.27 - 23:19:01 Warmonger: and we need ninjas 2008.09.27 - 23:19:03 Warmonger: lots of ninjas 2008.09.27 - 23:19:24 Sandman_XI: the love interest is the leader of a ninja clan 2008.09.27 - 23:19:57 Warmonger: and for some reaosn he as to kill all of them... with a knife 2008.09.27 - 23:20:27 Warmonger: no! with a wrist watch 2008.09.27 - 23:20:38 Sandman_XI: A knife with pouches and a wristwatch 2008.09.27 - 23:20:48 Sandman_XI: merchendise! 2008.09.27 - 23:21:19 Warmonger: My god its brillaint. 2008.09.27 - 23:21:36 Warmonger: and we'll have some 11 year-old malaysian girl make it for 30 cents an hour. 2008.09.27 - 23:22:01 Sandman_XI: he kills all said ninjas except for the love interest who is part of Jack's race and they know it! and they go do violent nookie 2008.09.27 - 23:22:17 Sandman_XI: profit! 2008.09.27 - 23:22:24 Warmonger: yes he klls them with his shirt off 2008.09.27 - 23:22:34 FreedomBot: Angelica logs into the Chat. 2008.09.27 - 23:22:49 Sandman_XI: aloha 2008.09.27 - 23:22:51 Warmonger: and we foudn out that he was a member of super secret black ops anti-terrorist group 2008.09.27 - 23:22:52 Angelica: Coffee... now... *grrr* 2008.09.27 - 23:22:59 Rei: Hey. 2008.09.27 - 23:23:01 Warmonger: where he learned to kill 2008.09.27 - 23:23:06 Warmonger: hey 2008.09.27 - 23:23:13 Warmonger: we need some help with our movie 2008.09.27 - 23:23:14 Sandman_XI: who kicked jack out after he learned too much 2008.09.27 - 23:23:24 Sandman_XI: no, comic first 2008.09.27 - 23:23:25 Warr: Boring. 2008.09.27 - 23:23:40 Angelica: looks at the few pieces of conversation before logging on... "Do I really wanna know?" 2008.09.27 - 23:23:41 Warmonger: yes that will make it easier to push the toy 2008.09.27 - 23:23:47 Sandman_XI: everything good is cut out of the movie 2008.09.27 - 23:24:07 Warmonger: and the lunch pails 2008.09.27 - 23:24:44 Warr: You don't, Angelica 2008.09.27 - 23:24:54 Sandman_XI: Gun Pouch X: Blood! Written and drawn by Rob Liefeld 2008.09.27 - 23:25:03 Sandman_XI: Movie by Frank Miller 2008.09.27 - 23:25:10 Warmonger: now all he needs is agun that is clearly not ergonomically designed with humans in mind 2008.09.27 - 23:25:26 Warmonger: the fabled Gunpuch 2008.09.27 - 23:25:33 Warmonger: Gun Pouch 2008.09.27 - 23:26:16 Warmonger: The X-J89 Gunpouch Domination Weapon 2008.09.27 - 23:26:20 Sandman_XI: And that is twice as big as he is, which is like shaq ig he were a bodybuilder with muscles The mscles duke the muscles! 2008.09.27 - 23:26:47 Sandman_XI: (liefeld loves mucles) 2008.09.27 - 23:26:54 Sandman_XI: muscles even 2008.09.27 - 23:27:04 Warmonger: but no feet 2008.09.27 - 23:27:09 Warmonger: Leifled doesn't draw feet 2008.09.27 - 23:27:14 Angelica: Ohh? A movie by Frank Miller? I hope it's as dark, gory and bloody as Sin City and 300. o.o 2008.09.27 - 23:27:29 Warmonger: also our guys needs to have pencil thin ankles that couldn't possibley support his weight 2008.09.27 - 23:27:33 Sandman_XI: but it has to be pg-13 to get the kid's money 2008.09.27 - 23:28:04 Sandman_XI: and a torso (with muscles) that i twice the size of his legs 2008.09.27 - 23:28:04 Warmonger: lol its not a serious movies just a bad joke that we've been draggin out 2008.09.27 - 23:28:15 Angelica: Bah, the kid's see it anyway, besides they are in need of a good dose of reality. 2008.09.27 - 23:28:16 Warmonger: He needs to have muscles on his nipples. 2008.09.27 - 23:28:37 Warr: Lol. 2008.09.27 - 23:28:47 Warr: Movies about superheroes having reality? 2008.09.27 - 23:28:48 Warr: Psha. 2008.09.27 - 23:28:52 Warmonger: Reality shall have nothing to do with our film. 2008.09.27 - 23:29:36 Warmonger: Onlly testestosterone soaked gun, shooting firl loving, boat crashing, Can I geta hell yeah!, american cinema 2008.09.27 - 23:29:44 Sandman_XI: Aw, I was designing everything that would be cut out of the movie 2008.09.27 - 23:30:29 Warmonger: Oh yeah thats right I keep forgetting its comic first. 2008.09.27 - 23:30:47 Warmonger: We should then hadn the script over to Uwe Boll. 2008.09.27 - 23:30:55 Sandman_XI: 2008.09.27 - 23:30:59 Warmonger: and wait to roll in the jack 2008.09.27 - 23:31:03 Sandman_XI: Uwe Boll AND Frank Miller 2008.09.27 - 23:31:14 Warmonger: Haha 2008.09.27 - 23:31:27 Warmonger: my god would there be room in the studio for both those egos. 2008.09.27 - 23:31:40 Angelica: As long as you're not going all Power-Girly. 2008.09.27 - 23:31:53 Warmonger: whtas power girly? 2008.09.27 - 23:32:07 Sandman_XI: No, we already established the love interest 2008.09.27 - 23:32:13 Warmonger: oh you mean like power girl 2008.09.27 - 23:32:30 Warmonger: no she is too strong for our protagonist 2008.09.27 - 23:32:40 Warr: ME and Rei are making a publishing company IC. 2008.09.27 - 23:32:42 Warmonger: he needs a damsal in distrest 2008.09.27 - 23:32:48 Sandman_XI: The love interest is a leader of a ninja clan that is sent to murder GPX 2008.09.27 - 23:33:02 Warr: 'Red Ronin' 2008.09.27 - 23:33:12 Sandman_XI: He kills all the nionjas with a knife that has pouches and a wrist watch 2008.09.27 - 23:33:25 Warmonger: with his shirt off 2008.09.27 - 23:33:31 Sandman_XI: But leaves her, because she is a member of his race 2008.09.27 - 23:34:22 Sandman_XI: His race is in the midst of being genocided by the villain who knows that his race is truely evil 2008.09.27 - 23:34:40 Angelica: Yeah, Power Girl started out in the first comic as an ordinary girl with super powers. One of these were inflation of her bosom, so over the next issues her bra-size grew considerably. o.o 2008.09.27 - 23:34:53 Sandman_XI: The villain also works for the government who sent the ninjas to kill GPX 2008.09.27 - 23:35:03 Warmonger: lol and all superman got was bunch of new powers 2008.09.27 - 23:35:13 Rei: Says you. 2008.09.27 - 23:35:33 Warmonger: she got a whole new wardrobe and some super back aches 2008.09.27 - 23:35:41 Sandman_XI: Oh yeah, the love interest is 6'6 and 100 pounds 2008.09.27 - 23:36:14 Sandman_XI: bust she's still not as HUGE as GPX 2008.09.27 - 23:37:04 Warmonger: She is goign ot have abick rack though 2008.09.27 - 23:37:13 Warmonger: I mean did you see those 90s comis? 2008.09.27 - 23:37:20 Sandman_XI: where you think the 100pounds is stored mostly? 2008.09.27 - 23:37:40 Warr: And she'll survive getting hit by a baseball bat, right? 2008.09.27 - 23:37:44 Warr: Lol. 2008.09.27 - 23:38:04 Sandman_XI: yes, because she's EXTREEEEME 2008.09.27 - 23:38:12 Warmonger: of course she is ninja 2008.09.27 - 23:38:14 Warr: 'Red Ronin, proud publisher of Superhero Stories, Comic Books, and Role playing Games based on superheroes.' 2008.09.27 - 23:38:29 Warr: 'No, relation to the villain of the same name.' 2008.09.27 - 23:38:31 Warmonger: and her costume pouches will abosorb most of the dmaage 2008.09.27 - 23:38:43 Warmonger: sounds familiar... 2008.09.27 - 23:38:55 Sandman_XI: unless it comes to the part were she's being taken away, then she's helpless, and GPX must go and find her and the villain 2008.09.27 - 23:39:42 Sandman_XI: The more pouches the closer to God 2008.09.27 - 23:39:44 Warr: *Blows up the writing studio for Gunpouch X: The Movie* 2008.09.27 - 23:40:03 Sandman_XI: Blow up rob liefeld too 2008.09.27 - 23:40:04 Warmonger: actives pouh escape pod 2008.09.27 - 23:40:29 Warr: *Decapitates life pod and rob Liefield* 2008.09.27 - 23:40:30 Sandman_XI: cause rob is gonna write it into EXTREEEME comic for first 2008.09.27 - 23:40:30 Warr: There. 2008.09.27 - 23:40:44 Warmonger: there is no need to destory the studio 2008.09.27 - 23:40:51 Warr: Yes there is/. 2008.09.27 - 23:40:53 Warmonger: we are going ot hadn the script to Uwe Boll 2008.09.27 - 23:41:00 Warmonger: that should kill it pretty good 2008.09.27 - 23:41:02 Sandman_XI: AND Frank Miller
Warmonger Posted July 14, 2009 Posted July 14, 2009 Happy Birthday. One more year and you will be ready for the big leagues. :mrgreen:
Geez3r Posted July 28, 2009 Posted July 28, 2009 (14:30:24) Geez3r: remember this explosion was accidental, when Malice blows something up on purpose... >:-D (14:30:58) Ecalsneerg: Accidental? (14:31:14) Geez3r: and remember in the post prior, Malice mentioned that he had designed a gun specifically to combat DS (14:31:14) Ecalsneerg: I strapped a detonator to an explosive arrow and threw it in your ammo dump (14:31:22) Warmonger: It should be like. "Malice you have an incredible gift. With your mind you could do such for humanity. Be the champion you were meant to be." (14:31:33) Geez3r: but you didn't intend to bring the building down (14:31:30) FreedomBot: Error: Connection status: 0 (14:31:34) Warmonger: Then Malice says" Yeah but I don't like you." (14:31:44) Warmonger: BOOOOM! (14:31:48) Cyroa: ;)
Heritage Posted August 2, 2009 Posted August 2, 2009 Belated thanks for all the birthday love, guys! :D
N/A Posted August 21, 2009 Posted August 21, 2009 (22:27:14) angrydurf: G'night all (22:27:19) Sandman_XI: aloha (22:27:22) ShaenTheBrain: G'night Durf (22:27:27) Electra: Night Durf (22:27:32) ShaenTheBrain: Wow - Witch & Durf going to bed at the same time. (22:27:36) angrydurf: Have a good trip Electra if we don't see ya (22:27:38) ShaenTheBrain: It is the 7th sign! (22:27:39) Sandman_XI: hm (22:27:50) ShaenTheBrain: Shine black the sun! Shine red the moon! (22:27:51) Sandman_XI: Sandman_XI cues the 70s groove (22:27:55) ShaenTheBrain: The sky shall rain blood and fire! (22:28:05) Sandman_XI: aw yeah (22:28:16) angrydurf: Or you know we're going to have maritials (22:28:26) ShaenTheBrain: Cats and dogs will do unspeakable things to each other, under the auspices of federally-recognized civil unions! (22:28:31) Sandman_XI: bowchicka! (22:28:37) Electra: Have fun! =D (22:28:41) ShaenTheBrain: And there will come a reckoning. (22:28:42) angrydurf: Night all (22:28:43) ShaenTheBrain: And cake. (22:28:50) ShaenTheBrain: Cake and Reckoning.
N/A Posted August 21, 2009 Posted August 21, 2009 (22:31:22) Electra: This hat I'm making is very cute, and very small. I wish I didn't need four needles for it, though. I can't reliably handle that many .=P (22:31:47) Sandman_XI: d'awwww (22:31:50) ShaenTheBrain: If there's one thing I learned in prison, it's how to handle needles. (22:36:28) ShaenTheBrain: Only 3 of us left in the chatroom. (22:36:44) ShaenTheBrain: Just remember - you're not trapped in here with me. I'm trapped in here with YOU. (22:37:00) ShaenTheBrain: No, wait. I mean...dammit. (22:37:24) Electra: I can only comment between needles. (22:37:49) ShaenTheBrain: And that's what we'll call you from now on - "Needles." (22:39:12) ShaenTheBrain: Now we all have prison nicknames - "Needles," "The Sandman," and "The Brain." (22:39:48) ShaenTheBrain: Which makes it sound like Electra's the user, Wesley's the dealer, and I'm the one who launders the cash afterward. (22:40:12) Electra: I do spend more than I can afford on my habit. (22:40:15) Sandman_XI: >.>
N/A Posted August 23, 2009 Posted August 23, 2009 (14:50:08) ShaenTheBrain: But as you've proven, even Autofire 1 can be very, very effective. (14:50:30) Geez3r: Blast 12 Extras: Autofire x3 Flaws: Full Round, Distracting (14:50:40) ShaenTheBrain: The skipping-from-target-to-target application is less effective. That -2 Attack per target HURTS. Better to just use a Targeted Area AP. (14:50:51) Geez3r: yep (14:50:59) Geez3r: which is why Malice has shapable area (14:51:38) ShaenTheBrain: I love that Targeted Shapeable Area AP on PL14 Malice's cannon. "SIXTY-FIVE TEN FOOT CUBES OF DEATH!!!" (14:51:40) Geez3r: i would give him a larger boom type of effect, but he sees himself as a hero and unnecessary collateral damage is a no-no (14:52:19) ShaenTheBrain: Yeah. As Arrowhawk has demonstrated, only villains create unnecessary collateral damage. (14:52:23) ShaenTheBrain: Wait...what? (14:52:32) Geez3r: heh
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