Consolidated "Happy Birthday" Megathread

[Geez3r]

This may be close to what you want. Buying the Refection Field power by itself is just abhorrently expensive.

If you don't want to deal with Deflect (and I wouldn't blame you if you don't!) Shaen's idea is your best bet.

[Ari]

Thanks very much the help! Yeah, going to go without Deflect, just going to make the guy a melee fighter with a trick or three in his pockets rather than tick off his enemies with their own attacks.

[Raveled]

(13:56:06) Sorus: (Willow sidesteps that entirely and doesn't meat, unless it's jack)

(13:56:10) Sorus: ... prepared by jack

Freud!

[Gizmo]

(01:04:35) Gizmo: Wendigo post.

(01:06:00) AvengerAssembled: See, on Anti-Earth, this is where the kids would be all "OK, well, we've only got one space in the jet. You two fight it out to see which one of you comes with us!"

(01:06:13) Fox: Heh. No nookie for Eve!

(01:07:11) Gizmo does not feel this twist had quite the impact he was going for.

(01:07:22) Fox: It's a good twist!

(01:07:57) AvengerAssembled: Not Becky! She was the best of us! (Seriously, Giz, it's exciting!)

(01:08:04) Gizmo: Well, maybe if you hadn't all nailed your Sense Motive checks!

(01:08:31) Electra: Man, poor Eve can't win.

(01:08:47) AvengerAssembled: Didn't they get busy the night before?

(01:08:54) Fox: Yeah, it's a good moment. And even without the sense motive rolls, Kimber's cheer is pretty disarming.

(01:09:20) AvengerAssembled: It's true, she is!

(01:10:51) Gizmo:

(01:11:21) Gizmo: "(01:08:47) AvengerAssembled: Didn't they get busy the night before?" Well, they spent the night together, anyway.

(01:11:46) AvengerAssembled: assumes that means characters did it like crazed weasels

(01:12:55) Gizmo: Well, historically...

01:15:02) Fox: .....well. Traditionally, the wendigo is a human cursed for eating other humans....

(01:15:45) Electra: heheheh

(01:15:47) AvengerAssembled: :o

[N/A]

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[Geez3r]

May your abilities to understand the curious demands of the magic box grant you a long and fulfilling life.

[Setzer]

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¡¡¡HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SORSEY!!!

[Dariusprime]

Happy Birthday! :parrot:

[Ecalsneerg]

Happy birthday, old guy!

[April]

Thank you. Also awesome videos. Brutal, even.

[N/A]

Happy 20s, you limey bastard.

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[Darksider42]

Happy B day Man :)

[Dr Archeville]

Happy Post-Teenage-ing!

[Raveled]

Welcome to your twenties! Wave goodbye to immortality, no-longer-teenager.

[KnightDisciple]

WOOHOO! Welcome to your 2nd Decade!

[April]

Sucker

[Ari]

Happy birthday! May you see many more!

[Dariusprime]

Get a job!

Oh, wait...Happy Birthday, Ecal! :parrot:

[Quinn]

(18:27:16) Quinn: Bah. Forget your foolish "pimpforged". Warforged bards invented heavy metal.

(18:27:34) Ecalsneerg: Bah. Charisma penalty

(18:28:57) Ecalsneerg: (Really, from an optimisation stand point, bards enjoy a great Charisma, but function fine with just a good one)

(18:29:46) Ecalsneerg: (They're also the best class to enter Dragon Disciple with, and have access to whips)

(18:29:55) Ecalsneerg: (So half-dragon robot with a whip and a guitar?)

(18:30:12) Ecalsneerg: (I call it... GRIMLOCK, BOUNTY HUNTER!)

(18:30:52) Quinn: Ecal > ...MANLY TEARS.

Ecal proves his :ugeek: status. Well played, sir.

[Fox]

(19:48:20) AvengerAssembled: Amusz grew even more horrified once he realized the humans

intended to trap him in this fetid swamp zone and starve him to

death. The bog held nothing his system could digest except for his

human tormentors, so–half-mad from hunger–he began to subsist

on their soft, disgusting meat. Shortly thereafter, the humans perpetrated a final outrage and sic’ed the “Winged Human†upon him.

(19:48:31) AvengerAssembled: I'm just saying, it seems...dubious.

(19:49:19) Dr_Archeville: ... how? He clearly wouldn't have done so if he wasn't half-mad from starvation

(19:49:23) AvengerAssembled: "Yes, I was forced to subsist on your crunchy, chewy, but...so, uh, disgusting flesh! Yes, I hated every moment of that scrumptious nightmare."

(19:49:37) Arichamus: Huh, I have a tendency to take stories at face-value, so I never thought of it like that...

(19:50:09) TheAbsurdist: And then he discovers Thai peanut sauce, and suddenly, we don't taste so bad.

(19:50:37) Arichamus: I always thought it was supposed to be a partial aversion of how alien monsters always found humans deliciously good eating.

(19:51:00) Electra: Until they get caught!

(19:51:52) Arichamus: Stupid humans! I-I-I'm not devouring your people's flesh because I like you or anything!

(19:52:16) Raveled: Alien Gator is not a tsundere!

[Dr Archeville]

I'm actually with Ari on this -- I think AA's reading too much into it, and Kenson was trying to subvert the whole "aliens find humans inexplicably delicious" thing.

[quotemyname]

(14:30:13) Quinn: Yo Azzie. Bree's put up her Ren Faire thread; what you reckon Wisp's going as?

(14:30:25) Raveled votes Xena.

(14:31:13) Arichamus votes Elanor of Aquitane.

(14:31:20) Azuth65: Something with a hood... If we're talking high fantasy, wizard.

(14:31:30) Arichamus *Aragon, excuse me.

(14:31:34) quotemyname: Red riding hood!

(14:31:49) Quinn: Hey, shouldn't Crow be the wizard?

(14:31:51) Raveled: Heh. Would be thematically appropriate.

(14:31:59) Raveled: Would that mean that Crow's a lumberjack or the big bad wolf?

(14:32:37) quotemyname: Depends on whether or not Wisp has daddy issues

(14:33:11) Azuth65: So, Sir Carpenter?

(14:33:19) Darksider42: Lonesome Road DLC

(14:33:22) Raveled: Hahaha.

(14:33:26) Raveled:

(14:33:38) quotemyname: Well, that answers that question.

[Breella]

01:17:02) Arichamus: Might as well try for a more basic approach. Going to make a melee Attack on Zoom Survivor.

(01:17:13) Lone_Star: Go for it.

(01:17:42) System: Arichamus rolls 1d20 and gets 20.

(01:17:49) Arichamus: ...WHAT?!

(01:18:09) Arichamus: Okay, that plus the 16 Unarmed bonus makes it 36.

(01:18:10) Ironox: WHAT ARE THE ODDS?

(01:18:19) Ironox: (They're 1 in 20)

(01:18:30) Lone_Star: !

(01:18:48) Breella: go science of probability:science:

(01:18:49) Ironox: Of course, I never roll 20s because the dice gods hate me.

(01:18:55) Lone_Star: Dude, we friggin' whomped that guy.

(01:18:58) Ironox: It's all 1s here baby!

(01:19:08) Lone_Star: Once you post in the OOC, I'll roll for his Toughness save.

(01:20:59) System: Lone_Star rolls 1d20 and gets 20.

(01:20:59) Breella: Arichamus, i could kiss you!

(01:21:03) Lone_Star: Duuude...

(01:21:10) Lone_Star: That's still only a 28.

(01:21:12) Breella:

(01:21:14) Breella:

[Eviscerus]

(09:25:51) Eviscerus: grr!

(09:26:15)Eviscerus: st00pid computer!

(09:46:14) Eviscerus: damnit people talk! Amuse your lord and master with your checanery!

(09:46:39) Raveled throws peanuts at Evi. Dance, monkey!

(09:46:57) Eviscerus:

(09:48:02) Eviscerus: not peanuts! Thou hast found my mortal weakness! Thy death shall be gooey!

(09:48:12) Eviscerus: Boss fight!

[Quinn]

AvengerAssembled comes up with a new entrepreneurial plan for our difficult economic times!

(22:41:49) AvengerAssembled: Zombies-R-Us is not responsible for any plane-destroying pandemics. Please consult your manual before using any Zombies-R-Us brand Zombies. "Zombies-R-Us: We Eat Brains, So You Don't Have To!"