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  • 4 weeks later...
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(12:46:39) Thunder_King: no, what's especially funny are the odds; Crimson Tiger completely tanks a hit from this guy by rolling a natural 20 on a TOU save, and then she feints him, and punches him on ANOTHER natural 20 for a DC29 TOU save, lol

(12:47:54) Raveled: What can you say? Sometimes Captain America punches out the Hulk.

(12:48:30) Quinn: Rolling TOU save, TK.

(12:50:11) Quinn: DC 29 TOU save?! (1d20+10=12) :facepalm: ...

(12:50:44) Thunder_King: SO...did she just knock him the heck out then? lol

(12:50:46) Raveled: The funny bit? If she hadn't critted he'd still be upright...

(12:51:13) Thunder_King: that a problem, or are we rolling with it?

(12:51:41) Quinn: But take an HP for Fiat, and I'm rerolling.

(12:51:59) Thunder_King: lol, alright

(12:52:00) Quinn: DC 29 TOU save?! (1d20+10=13) ...

Sometimes the dice gods just aren't kind.

  • 2 weeks later...
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(15:37:31) Sorus: I click the buttons that send people to collect things

(15:38:19) Ecalsneerg will lick your buttons

(15:38:23) Ecalsneerg: .... CLICK

Freud!

  • 2 weeks later...
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(14:42:22) Shofet: Okay. So we DO still have to cold-bloodedly murder the second Sneakbot, who secretly had a romance with one of Weiss' henchwomen, and was finally learning what this "love" thing was.

(14:43:39) Arichamus: Yes.

The game in a nutshell.

  • 3 weeks later...
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(13:56:40) Ecalsneerg: Where do you find all these links?

(13:57:36) Gizmo: My google-fu is strong, as is my browsjitsu.

(13:58:29) Ecalsneerg: What about your type kwon do?

(13:59:43) Gizmo: I jump over the lazy dog like the quick brown fox, grasshopper.

(13:59:57) Ecalsneerg: :golfclap:

(14:03:03) Ecalsneerg: Truly, you are a wizened old monk

(14:08:42) Gizmo: I'm Chow Yun-Skinny.

(14:09:50) Ecalsneerg: :facepalm:

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(20:37:44) Gizmo: Huh.

(20:38:21) AvengerAssembled: I think Green Lantern should be about Shaquille O'Neal now.

(20:39:00) KnightDisciple: My mind is blown

(20:39:44) KnightDisciple: "Is it just me, or did John Stewart just gain over a foot in height and at least 50 pounds of muscle?" "What are you talking about he's always been that way?"

(20:40:42) Gizmo: Nah, I like John. For the biggest improvement they'd need to replace Hal with Shaq.

(20:40:53) Ecalsneerg: Replace everyone with Shaq?

(20:40:57) AvengerAssembled: Not the first time Shaq has replaced Jordan, amirite folks?

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(20:01:03) Electra: What does the giant lizard use for its attack?

(20:01:20) System: Raveled logs out of the Chat.

(20:03:14) Gizmo: Its... hands? Claws?

(20:03:21) Gizmo: Hand-claws?

(20:04:00) Electra: Kay, wasn't sure if it was going to bite or breathe fire or something.

  • 2 weeks later...
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(23:31:46) Gizmo: Eve shaves her head!

(23:31:55) Raveled: Her deepest secret!

(23:31:55) Sorus: ew

(23:31:59) Raveled: (It's all a wig!)

(23:32:04) Raveled: Eve is actually a redhead! :o

(23:32:07) Gizmo: Finally a bald hero to look up to!

(23:32:16) Sorus: only etain and becky know that!

(23:32:26) Gizmo: :facepalm:

(23:32:32) Raveled: :facepalm::golfclap:

(23:32:35) Sorus: :D

(23:32:35) Gizmo: Well played.

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(2012.05.16 - 12:41:15) Ecalsneerg: I have two questions today

(2012.05.16 - 12:41:22) Ecalsneerg: One - how does chemical equilibrium work?

(2012.05.16 - 12:41:31) Ecalsneerg: And two - what is it that Meat Loaf won't do for love?

(2012.05.16 - 12:43:44) Electra: THAT

(2012.05.16 - 12:44:51) Electra: "But I'll never forgive myself if we don't go all the way tonight."

(2012.05.16 - 12:44:55) Electra: Apparently that.

(2012.05.16 - 12:45:11) Ecalsneerg: What he won't do for love is moderate his promiscuity?

(2012.05.16 - 12:45:24) Ecalsneerg: Makes sense, I guess.

(2012.05.16 - 12:45:24) Ecalsneerg: That's not being romantic. That's being a horndog :/

(2012.05.16 - 12:45:34) Ecalsneerg: Meat Loaf, how could you! =O

(2012.05.16 - 12:45:45) Ecalsneerg: It's OK. He betrayed me too

(2012.05.16 - 12:45:50) Ecalsneerg: Meat Loaf betrayed us all.

(2012.05.16 - 12:46:09) Electra: There are actually four or five things he claims he would not do, most of which indicate the need for a restraining order if she chooses to end the relationship, but I think that one is the most honest.

One: When the reactants and products occur at concentrations that have no tendency to change, due to their chemical reactions (reactant --> product) and the reverse reactions (product --> reactant) proceed at the same rate (equal rates = no net change), they are at equilibrium. As an example

H2 + I2 2HI

H2 (hydrogen gas) and I2 (iodine) form HI (hydrogen iodide), but hydrogen iodide will break down into hydrogen and iodine.

Two: Electra's close, but is missing a few bits.

Each verse mentions two things that he would do for love, followed by one thing that he will not do. The title phrase repetition reasserts that he "won't do that". Each mention of "that" is a reference to the particular promise that he made earlier in the same verse. In addition, at the song's conclusion, the female vocalist predicts two other things that he will do: "You'll see that it's time to move on" and "You'll be screwing around". To both of these, he emphatically responds, "I won't do that!"
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On today's edition of Provided Without Context:

(18:35:48) Ecalsneerg: Biting! It's like kissing, only there's a winner!
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One: When the reactants and products occur at concentrations that have no tendency to change, due to their chemical reactions (reactant --> product) and the reverse reactions (product --> reactant) proceed at the same rate (equal rates = no net change), they are at equilibrium. As an example

H2 + I2 <--> 2HI

H2 (hydrogen gas) and I2 (iodine) form HI (hydrogen iodide), but hydrogen iodide will break down into hydrogen and iodine.

I'm actually at the point of needing to use K, G and the ever-elusive Q. (Equilibrium constant, Gibbs free energy, and the reaction quotient) :P
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