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Ecalsneerg

Planescape is like an orgasm while eating pizza

In that you will scream incomprehensibly during it, and never be able to recreate that feeling again.

Posted

 

  • HG Morrison
    I don't hate Yolo. Because, I didn't hate Carpe diem. And if you really want to seize the day. Might as well get saying it out of the way even quicker.
  • Ecalsneerg
    ... oh god you just made Yolo perfectly logical
  • You monster

 

Posted

 

  • Ecalsneerg
    His name is, in certain legal senses, Captain Wales
  • Raveled
    So he's a superhero.
  • Ecalsneerg
    Wales could do worse?
  • Avorez
    Captain Wales! Beating those Ratzis with phlegm and a dragon flag! Captain Wales! When Captain Britian can't help, get the one who talks funnier than Captain Scotland, and is even more obnoxious than Captain Northern Ireland! CAPTAIN WALES, AWAAAAAAAAAAAY!
  • 2 months later...
Posted

HG Morrison enjoyed Fury Road, but didn't feel it was a great or anything. It was pretty good though!

Cabochard
I agree with HG

Gizmo
That's fine, you can be wrong together.

HG Morrison
We can and will!

Cabochard
Sounds good to me!

Gizmo
But not great or anything?

Cabochard
yep

  • 1 month later...
Posted

Ecalsneerg
So, Khorne counts among his daemons Flesh Hounds, right?
How have I gone so long and not realised they're Khorne Dogs

  • 2 months later...
Posted
  • Almilee  Paragon v. Paragon has got to be fun to watch.
  • just two people throwing each other through buildings and breaking bridges
  • Ecalsneerg  Almilee> One Incursion thread was Paragon vs two Paragons and a Brick
  • Almilee  that sounds both amazing and terrifying
  • Ecalsneerg  Although the mechanics of knockback mean stuff tends not to get trashed
    As powerhouses and bricks can soak up the massive punches without going flying
  • Gizmo Well, less a brick and more of a...
  • Almilee if my Paragon ever gets made, I want her to go up against an alternate universe version of herself someday, just to see how much they can smash while trying to smash each other.
  • Ecalsneerg DON'T YOU DARE
  • Ecalsneerg BAD GIZMO
  • Gizmo Rock!
  • 1 month later...
Posted
  • Avenger Assembled
    Frost's shoulder devil whispers "Pick up the ax and see what happens!"
  • ShaenTheBrain
    The answer is "Not much."
    Avenger Assembled
  • Frost's shoulder devil mostly wants to see him get hit by lightning.
    "What about your shoulder angel, Dimitri?" "My what now?"
  • Cabochard
  • it got eaten by the shoulder devil
    alderwitch
  • Talya worries that Frost has hit the 'lazily suicidal' stage of immortality
    Avenger Assembled
  • Only with pretty girls, Talya!
    ShaenTheBrain almost had Thrude open up with the lightning, but figured it was a better idea to start with "talk" instead
  • Cabochard
  • psh
    zap first ask questions never
  • 12:23 PM
  • trollthumper
    You've changed, Thrude.
    ShaenTheBrain
  • If nothing else, she's sure the Freedom League would've given her an EARFUL.
    alderwitch
  • Talya already has to put up with that crap with Ace, Mitya! argh.gif
    Avenger Assembled
  • Well that's why he needs friends to steer him towards more healthy pursuits!
    ShaenTheBrain
  • They'd be all "OMG, how could you just disintegrate him like that?" and she'd be like "DUH, undead MONSTER, HELLO?!" and then they'd be all "Don't be hatin'!" and she'd be like "Bitches, PLEASE, y'all HELLA BASIC" and it'd be this whole THING.
    Avenger Assembled
  • The Freedom League would have been terribly broken up about Dimitri, just terribly, I'm sure.
    ShaenTheBrain
  • (Thrude is, technically, an 18-year-old blonde white girl.)
    Avenger Assembled
  • "Did you make sure to scatter the ashes on holy ground?" Tiamat asks, curious.
    Cabochard
  • just disintegrate the ashes too
    quicker
  • cleaner
  • cooler
  • ShaenTheBrain
  • (Once Set hands her a pumpkin spice latte and an iPhone, and teaches her how to install Instagram, it's all over.)
  • ShaenTheBrain
  • (Pic of her as an adolescent, covered in blood, holding up the freshly severed head of a frost giant. #throwbackthursday)
  •  
  • 2 weeks later...
Posted (edited)
ShaenTheBrain entered the room
HG Morrison left the room
ShaenTheBrain: Yeah, you BETTER run.

HG Morrison entered the room

ShaenTheBrain: OH NO HE DI'INT

ShaenTheBrain: Hold my earrings

HG Morrison: I hope they're quarter inch studs and not hoops. Because I'll pull on some hoops.
Edited by ShaenTheBrain
  • 7 months later...
Posted (edited)
  • Vahnyu
    Vahnyu: see, i like my meat same as i like my men. Smoldering hot and with an impecable sense of humor. And canadian
    4:02 PM
  • Vahnyu
    Vahnyu: Am i talking about Ryan Reynolds or Nathan Fillion? Yes
    4:03 PM
  • Ecalsneerg
    Ecalsneerg:  I assumed you meant Gizmo
Edited by angrydurf
  • 3 months later...
Posted (edited)
Quote

Darksider42

Greetings humanoids

Ecalsneerg

Oh my god, this is hard

KnightDisciple

That's what she said!

 

 

Ecal's alien boyfriend.

 

Edited by Raveled
  • 3 weeks later...
Posted
Quote
 
  • trollthumper decides tonight is a rum night.
    7:30 PM
  • trollthumper
    At least I decided that after I shaved my head.

Wine night, of course, you need a pompadour.

  • 1 month later...
Posted

Thunder King: 

Quote

All-Star Superman reminds readers what's good about Superman. All-Star Batman and Robin reminds people that Dick Grayson is twelve years old

 

  • 5 months later...
Posted (edited)
 
Quote

Vahnyu - Today at 7:36 PM

@Twisted Mortal > I would drop Split Attack, since it's very unwieldy and underpowered for damage effects, and use an alternate power to make an area attack instead: Damage 2(Extras: Area[Burst, Targetted], Selective, Flaws: Action[Full-Round], Distracting, Feats: Mighty 3) [5PP]
you still pay the same, but this one allows you to attack everyone you want with your melee attack within 10ft of your character, at the cost of taking an entire Full Round action to perform, instead of a standard action, and it leaves you distracted
yes
i went there
act surprised
:P

 

TheAbsurdist - Today at 7:37 PM

...
 

Twisted Mortal - Today at 7:38 PM

oooh thats a red name with the ...
 

HG Morrison - Today at 7:38 PM

Vahn used Distracting on a Full Round Action. What a shock. A shock.
So shocking.
 

Vahnyu - Today at 7:38 PM

my madness is nothing, if not reliable
unless i want to use the Unreliable flaw, as well, i guess
xD

 

 
You know it!
 
Edited by Vahnyu
  • 5 months later...
Posted
[12:36 PM] BlazingCoconut: I tried softball, wasn't really for me.
[12:36 PM] BlazingCoconut: Soccer or Football (depending on what country you're from) now that was fun!
[12:37 PM] Moira Morley: closest i got to soccer was hackey sack in high school
[12:38 PM] TheAbsurdist: Footbag. Hackey Sack is a brand.
[12:39 PM] Moira Morley: Excuse me while I drink my Koolaid and covermyself with Bandaids  :argh:
[12:40 PM] TheAbsurdist: Diabeetuswater and adhesive bandages. Yes. Yes.
[12:41 PM] BlazingCoconut: I'm going to go use a Kleenex while I Xerox something?(edited)
[12:41 PM] Moira Morley: :D
[12:41 PM] TheAbsurdist: Keep in mind I am at work.
[12:42 PM] Moira Morley: I will Google it then!
  • 1 year later...
Posted

GrumblefloofToday at 7:20 PM

 
Remember DrArcheville, the previous owner of the site?
 
 
 
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"In time, you will know what it is to learn. To cling to ignorance so desperately, yet be taught all the same. Dread it, run from it...Librarians still arrive." "'Fun' isn't something one considers when educating the universe...but this...does put a smile on my face."
 

 

AriToday at 8:45 PM

 
Glad he's having a time!
 
 
And yeah Grumble Legacy's distinctly disappointing. Largely because it's this grab-bag of stuff from various Crises, Squadron Supreme, Watchmen, Civil War, etc, but it hits that wall of "You cannot just create decades of reader investment in dozens of pages" hard. At least Superbia got around that with the romantic soap-opera angle.
 

 

GrumblefloofToday at 8:54 PM

 
Never heard of Superbia. How does it compare with Noble Causes on the superhero-soap-opera front?
 
 
 
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SailorToday at 9:09 PM

 
Wait, if Thanos is in the Next Generation universe, that gauntlet would be POWERLESS. The Infinity stones only work in the universe they were made/they created...
 

 

AriToday at 9:09 PM

 
It's a lot smaller scale, and basically Squadron Supreme but with bad home lives instead of a ruined Earth and so on. DC analogues with a twist and all, though luckily the Batman/Robin thing is between two consenting adults of roughly similar age.
 

 

GrumblefloofToday at 9:10 PM

 
Maybe it's the Enterprise that's in the MCU, Sailor.
 

 

Tiffany KortaToday at 9:11 PM

 
it's in the X-men / Star trek universe
 

 

NickToday at 9:11 PM

 
The sentinel borg were fun
 

 

Tiffany KortaToday at 9:12 PM

 
Sentiborg
 

 

NickToday at 9:12 PM

 
Also data throwing wolverine
 
 
But the crew did recognize shi'ar tech
 

 

GizmoToday at 9:20 PM

 
The Critical Role Kickstarter has passed $7.5 million USD!
 

 

SylinatorToday at 9:23 PM

 
There can be no stopping that hype train it seems. Good for them.
 

 

Dr ArchevilleToday at 9:29 PM

 
 
Hey, look, it's that guy with the thing.
 

 

GrumblefloofToday at 9:30 PM

 
:open_mouth:
 

 

Thunder KingToday at 9:30 PM

 
Hey Dok!
 

 

GrumblefloofToday at 9:30 PM

 
You got access to the full run of rooms even
 

 

Dr ArchevilleToday at 9:30 PM

 
 
I have always been here.
 

 

SylinatorToday at 9:30 PM

 
Oh, um hi. I'm told you founded this site!
 

 

Tiffany KortaToday at 9:30 PM

 
:scream:
 

 

Dr ArchevilleToday at 9:31 PM

 
 
Eh, not quite. I took over pretty early on, bought it from the actual founder.
 
 
 
It was a bloodless coup. All smotherings.
 

 

Thunder KingToday at 9:31 PM

 
He was the one in charge when I first logged on
 

 

GizmoToday at 9:32 PM

 
This 70+ page illustrated journal introduces you to dozens of re-imagined comic-book characters in their natural settings.
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Wait what
 

 

Dr ArchevilleToday at 9:32 PM

 
 
Seems legit.
 

 

Tiffany KortaToday at 9:33 PM

 
hang on they're not sneaking in actual science with this...
 

 

GizmoToday at 9:33 PM

 
...everybody else is seeing Dok, right?
 

 

Thunder KingToday at 9:33 PM

 
Yes
 

 

SylinatorToday at 9:33 PM

 
We are
 

 

Tiffany KortaToday at 9:34 PM

 
if you mention his name
 

 

GizmoToday at 9:35 PM

 
Well hot damn.
 

 

GrumblefloofToday at 9:35 PM

 
"...everybody else is seeing Dok, right?"
...Dok's been dead for THIRTY YEARS!
 

 

Dr ArchevilleToday at 9:35 PM

 
 
'tis a Saint Paddy's Day miracle!
 
 
 
Quit telling everyone I'm dead!
 

 

SylinatorToday at 9:36 PM

 
I've only been on for like, a year, so I'm rather new.
 

 

Dr ArchevilleToday at 9:36 PM

 
 
You slip into one diabetic coma and everyone starts declaring you this and that...
 

 

GizmoToday at 9:36 PM

 
"Sometimes I can still hear his voice..."
 

 

trollthumperToday at 9:36 PM

 
Heeeey, Dok.
 
 
"Why, there hasn't been a Dok Archeville in these parts for 25 years!"
 

 

olopiToday at 9:37 PM

 
Clearly it was all part of the conspiracy to take over the site without resistance :spy:
 

 

TheAbsurdistToday at 9:37 PM

 
Why's is the grave dirt moving?
 

 

olopiToday at 9:37 PM

 
also, why isn't there a :tinfoil: emote yet?
 

 

Dr ArchevilleToday at 9:37 PM

 
 
That's just... swamp gas... reflected off of Venus...
 

 

GrumblefloofToday at 9:37 PM

 
(There's layers to that joke, 'cause one of Dok's old PCs was a literal zombie!)
 

 

SylinatorToday at 9:38 PM

 
Wait, diabetic coma??
 

 

GrumblefloofToday at 9:38 PM

 
He's kidding, Syl
 

 

Dr ArchevilleToday at 9:38 PM

 
 
That was a joke. My diabetes is under control! Until they jack up the price on my meds...
 

 

TheAbsurdistToday at 9:39 PM

 
They will.
 

 

Dr ArchevilleToday at 9:40 PM

 
 
And I'm very happy to see Freedom City Play by Post is still alive in kicking, in some form or another.

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