EternalPhoenix Posted November 30, 2014 Author Posted November 30, 2014 It's a living being, and that'd be doing lethal damage. So...not really, no. But. This is zany silver age stuff. And a giant cauliflower monster. It'd be remiss of you not to eat a chunk. It is, after all, good for you.
souffle_girl Posted November 30, 2014 Posted November 30, 2014 It was after said part had been cut away. And really, it's a giant cauliflower monster. I can't not eat it and piss off Miss N.
souffle_girl Posted November 30, 2014 Posted November 30, 2014 "I'll make a salad out of you!" Weirdest battlecry ever. I might keep it.
EternalPhoenix Posted December 3, 2014 Author Posted December 3, 2014 Welp. It's the Sugarfree Alliance's turn to go, and while before they were battling stupidly, with their fearless leader fearlessly leading them, their tactics take an upgrade. Knowing Stronghold is beyond them, they all target Trailblazer instead. With their banana rifles, which are just stylized assault rifles, really. Blast 5 with autofire.http://orokos.com/roll/23570419 for number 1. Juuust missed.http://orokos.com/roll/2357056 for number 2. Wide to the side.http://orokos.com/roll/235707And number 3 keeps the pattern going with an 8.The Nutritionist will continue to be all villainous mastermind-y and do not a blessed thing. The cauliflower monster, however, will attempt to snap those bonds of Stronghold's. So. Toughness check time. DC 31. Oh. that's...kind of impossible. But maybe it'll get a 20.http://orokos.com/roll/235720I don't believe it. Rolled a 20. 30 total. The snare has been damaged.
EternalPhoenix Posted December 3, 2014 Author Posted December 3, 2014 Return of the chart.The Nutritionist-Uninjured-VillainQueenie-Uninjured-1 HPCauliflower Monster-1 Bruise and Entangled-VillainStronghold-Uninjured-2 HP (snare has 1 injury)Trailblazer-Uninjured-1 HPSugarfree Alliance members 1, 2, & 3-Uninjured-Villainhorn, whenever you're ready.
horngeek Posted December 3, 2014 Posted December 3, 2014 Stronghold things that the Trailblazer's doing pretty well, so she's going to layer a second Snare onto the Cauliflower Monster. 1d20+10=19 Monster is Bound and Helpless if this one goes through, and the Snare gets +1 Toughness.
EternalPhoenix Posted December 3, 2014 Author Posted December 3, 2014 (edited) http://orokos.com/roll/235726Only gets 11. Bound and helpless it is. post away, horn. Edited December 3, 2014 by EternalPhoenix
souffle_girl Posted December 3, 2014 Posted December 3, 2014 It's up to me again, right? With the monster neutralized, Trailblazer will teleport behind Miss N and attack her this time, still with the sword. 1d20+9=23
EternalPhoenix Posted December 10, 2014 Author Posted December 10, 2014 (edited) http://orokos.com/roll/2376147. Well. That was awful. I'll give you an HP, soufflé, and reroll that.http://orokos.com/roll/2376158 isn't much better. Buuut it's like an HP reroll. So that's an 18, really. Bruised.horn needs to post before you can, though. I'll wait for both posts before I have the other folks take action again. Edited December 10, 2014 by EternalPhoenix
EternalPhoenix Posted December 14, 2014 Author Posted December 14, 2014 soufflé, you may post when ready.
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